Jethalal Special Jokes – Tarak Mehta ka Ulta Chasma

Mehta sahib “Chura ke Dil mera Babita chali”
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Har Sham suhani nahi hoti.
Har chahat ke piche kahani nahi hoti.
Kuch to asar jarur hoga mohabbat mein.
Varna Gori BABITA Kale AIYYAR ki Diwani Nahi hoti !
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Jethalal : Mehta sahib, Ab Babita ke bina nind nahi aati
hai.
Kuch to asar meri mohabbat me bhi to hoga,
Varna Dukan jane ke time par hi,
.
BABITA niche kyu aati hai.
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Gogi : Dettol sabun hai?
Abdul : Hai,
Gogi : Accha wala?
Abdul : Ha
Gogi: Acchi quality ka hai na?
Abdul: Ha
Gogi: Hath dhokar 1 Kilo aatta dedo.
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Jethalal: are daya raat ko mobile charging me mat rakho,blast ho jayaga
Daya:Tapu ke papa aap tension mat lijiye mene battery nikal di he.
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Jethalal: Daya humara Tapu bada hoke humara naam Roshan to kare ga na.
Daya: Tapu Ke Papa, Tapu humara naam zarur Roshan karega…
Lekin Gogi ko uske mummy-papa ka naam Roshn karne ki koi zarurat nahi ha.
Jethalal: Aisa Kyu?
Daya: Kyuki unka naam to pahle se hi Roshan and Roshan ha na.
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Jethalal : Har Shaam Suhani Nahi Hoti
Har Chahat K Pichhe Kahani Nhi Hoti
Kuch To Asar Zarur Hoga Mahobat Me Warna Gori BABITA Kale AIYER Ki Diwani Nahi hoti-:)
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Exam ke time pe nind acchi aati he
Jethalal k dukan jane k time pe hi
Babita niche kyu aati hai..
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JETHALAL-Agar Meri SHADI Meri MARJI se hoti..
Wah Wah….
Aagr Meri SHADI Meri MARJI se hoti..
To TAPUDA,Teri MUMMY DAYA nahi..
BABITA hoti..
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Jethalala : Daya Jaldi se TV chalu kar. 30 Feet ka Saanp dikha rahe hai.
Daya : Arey Tapu ke papa nahi dekh Sakte.
Jethalal : Kyu ?
Daya : Kyu ki hamara TV 21 inch ka hi hai.