15 New Teacher Student Short Jokes in English

Teacher Student Short Jokes in English, you can share these funny shayari jokes sms with your friends on social networking sites like Facebook twitter, whatsappTEACHER : Can anybody give me an example of “COINCIDENCE”?
PAPPU : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”
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TEACHER : Pappu, How do you spell “crocodile”?
PAPPU : “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L” !
TEACHER : No, that’s wrong.
PAPPU : Maybe it’s wrong. but you asked me how i spell it.
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TEACHER : Pappu, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
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PAPPU : No sir, I don’t have to, my Mother is good cock.
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TEACHER : Pappu, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy this ?
PAPPU : No, Teacher, it’s the same Dog.
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Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
Student: I don’t know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor..
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Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention here?
Student: yes mam, I am paying as little attention as i can. !!
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An E.N.T. Professor retired from college. In the farewell college faculty
gifted him a silver ear.
Thanking the faculty the professor said: “Thank god I am not a gynecologist.”
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Student1 :Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
Student 2: OK
Student 1: A white horse fell in the mud.
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Teacher: “Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?”
Student: “It is 42 mam!”
Teacher: “great, and who will tell me what 6 times 7 is?”
Same student: “It 24 mam.”
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Two student were chatting:
First: Do you know what is snake’s favorite subject?
second:, no, you tell.
first: Hisssstory!!!
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Teacher: who will tell the chemical formula of water?
One student: Its “h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.”
Teacher: What is this?
Student: Mam, yesterday you told us that it is H to O !!
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Jazzy: My father is pregnant, I will soon have brother.
Teacher: How can it be? It is not possible.
Jazzy: My mother had abdominal pain last month, than i got a little sister, now my father is undergoing the same pain.!!!
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Teacher: From where to where foreigner ruled us?
Student: I am not sure but I think from page 50 to 55…
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short jokes on teacher-student..
Teacher : if you want to make your character good, then say all woman ‘Mother’.
Student: well that will make my character good, but what about my Father ??
Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other “Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?”
The other one says “No, It doesn’t worry me, I’m a horse!”
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Man: How can you tell if a man is happy?
Woman: Who cares?!