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Funny BJP Jokes – Barber and Modi and Amit Shah

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Funny BJP Hindi Jokes on Barber, Modi and Amit Shah

Funny BJP Jokes - Barber and Modi and Amit Shah

एक नाई ने बाल 💇‍♂️ काटते वक्त मोदी जी से पूछा –

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साहब ये काले धन का क्या लफड़ा है ?🤔

मोदी जी चिल्लाये – 😡 अबे तू बाल काट रहा है, या इन्क्वायरी कर रहा है ?

नाई – सोरी, अब नहीं पूछूंगा..😟

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अगली बार नाई ने अमित शाह से पूछा – 😠 बाउजी ये अच्छे दिन का क्या लफड़ा है ?

अमित शाह चिल्लाये और बोले – तुम हमसे ये सवाल क्यूं पूछते हो ?

अगले दिन CBI ने नाई से पूछताछ की – क्या तुम काँग्रेस या केजरीवाल के एजेंट हो ?🤔

नाई – नहीं साहबजी…🙄

CBI : तो फिर तुम बाल काटते समय BJP के नेताओं से फालतू के सवाल क्यों करते हो ?🤔

नाई – साहब, ना जाने क्यों “अच्छे दिन” और “काले धन वापसी” के नाम पर इनके बाल खड़े हो जाते है और

मुझे काटने में आसानी हो जाती है…😄😁

बस… इसलिये पूछता रहता हुँ…😝😜🤪😛

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Ek Nai ne bal kat’te waqt Modi ji se pucha – Sahab ye Kale dhan ka kya Lafda hai?

Modi Ji Chillaye – “Abe tu Bal kat rha hai ya Inquiry kar rha hai?

Nai: Sorry, Ab nahi puchhunga.

Agali bar Nai ne Amit Shah se pucha: Bauji ye Achche din ka kya Lafda hai?

Amit Shah Chillaye aur bole – tum humse ye Sawal kyu puchhte ho?

Agale din CBI ne Nai se puchhtachh ki – Kya tum Congress ya Kejariwal ke Agent ho?

Nai – Nahi Sahab ji…

CBI: To fir tum bal kat’te samay BJP ke netao se faltu ke sawal kyo karte ho?

Nai: Sahab, Na jane kyo “Achchhe din” aur “Kale Dhan Wapasi” ke naam par inke baal khade ho jate hai, Aur muje katne me aasani ho jati hai…

Bas… Isliye puchta rahta hu…

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  1. Vishva says:
    4 years ago

    Ha ha ha… Very Nice. Keep it up…

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  2. Aditi says:
    4 years ago

    Amit sah to takla h

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