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पत्नी माइके गई – Funny Husband wife Jokes

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in TOP 1000 ᐅ Jokes in Hindi - जोक्स पढ़ लिया तो लोट पोट हो जाओगे, Top 1000+ Husband Wife Jokes, पति पत्नी मजेदार चुटकुले
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पति अपनी नाराज़ पत्नी को रोज़ फोन करता है…
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साँस – “कितनी बार कहा कि वो अब तुम्हारे
घर नहीं आयेगी,
फिर रोज-रोज क्युं फोन करते हो…???”
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जमाई – “सुन कर अच्छा लगता है, इसलिए…”

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पत्नी माइके जाने के बाद अपने पति को फोन करती है…
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पत्नी (शक करते हुए) – “कहा हो तुम ?”
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पति – “घर पर हूँ… डार्लिंग”
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पत्नी – “सच में… ?”
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पत्नी – “मिक्सर चालू करो तो…”
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पति मिक्सर चालू करता है (घर्रर्रर्रर्रर्रर्रघ्ररेघर्रर्र…)
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पत्नी – “Ok.. जान… Good Bye..!”
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दूसरे दिन…
पत्नी (फिर से शक करते हुए) – “कहा हो ??”
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पति – “घर पर हूँ… ”
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पत्नी – “सच में… ?”
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पत्नी – “मिक्सर चालू करो तो… देखूँ”
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पति मिक्सर चालू करता है (घर्रर्रर्रर्रर्रर्ररेघर्रर्र…)
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पत्नी – “Ok.. Love You… Good Bye..!”
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तिसरे दिन…
पत्नी अचानक से सरप्राइज देने के लिए घर पहुँच जाती है…
देखा तो उसका लड़का अकेला ही था…
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उसको पूछती है – “बेटा.. पप्पा कहाँ है तेरे.. ?”
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लड़का – “पता नहीं मम्मी…
पर मिक्सर लेकर कहा गये है…”
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  1. Akshay kumar says:
    7 years ago

    Jokes to mujhe bhi bahut
    pasand hai।….

  2. Asgar Hussain says:
    7 years ago

    Love your jokes.

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    8 years ago

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