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Modi Ji Was Sell Tea Like This: PM Modi Funny Jokes

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Modi Ji Chay Aise Bechte Honge: PM Narendra Modi Jokes

Modi Ji Chay (Tea) Aise Bechte Honge - Modi Jokes in Hindi

मोदीजी चाय ऐसे बैचते होंगे

मोदी – भाईयो बहेनो, बोलो चाय चाहिये कि नहीं ?

ग्राहक – हा भाई एक बना दो…

मोदी – बोलो भाईयों बहेनो, चाय के लिये पतीला गैस पर रखना चाहिये या नहीं….

ग्राहक – हा भाई रख दो…

मोदी – बोलिये मित्रो, पतीले में पानी डालना चाहिये या नहीं…

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ग्राहक – हा, हा… भाई डाल दो…

मोदी – पीछे वाले भी जोर से बोलिये, पतीले में दूध डालना चाहिये या नहीं डालना चाहिये…

ग्राहक – अरे यार… डाल दो भाई….

मोदी – मेरे साथ बोलिये मित्रों, इस में चायपत्ती, शक्कर और अदरक डालना चाहिये या नहीं…

ग्राहक – अरे यार, तुम जल्दी करो…. देर हो रही है… डाल भी दो भाई…

10 मिनिट के बाद…

मोदी – मितरो… मुझे माफ कर दो… मैं गैस जलाना तो… भूल ही गया था…

Eng text:

Modi: Bhaiyon, Baheno, Bolo chay chaiye ki Nahi…

Customer: Ha bhai 1 bana do.

Modi: Bolo Bhaiyon Baheno, Chay ke liye patila Gas par rakhna chaiye ya nahi…

Customer: Ha bhai Rakh do…

Modi: Boli Mitro! Patile mein Pani Dalna chaiye ya nahi…

Grahak: Ha, Ha… Bhai Daal do…

Modi: Piche wale bhi jor se boliye,

Patile me Dudh Dalna chaiye ya nahi Dalna chaiye….

Grahak: Arey yaar… Dal do bhai…

Modi: Mere Sath boliye Mitro, Isme Chaypatti, Shakkar aur Adrak Dalna chaiye ya nahi…

Grahak: Arey yaar tum jaldi karo Der ho rhi hai… Dal do bhai…

10 Minute bad…

Modi: Mitro! Muje maaf kar do… Me Gas jalana to, Bhul hi gya tha…

Ha ha ha!! We Respect our honorable Prime Minister Narendra Modi ji, Dimag par na le, Only Jokes, Swasth Raho mast Raho Sada hastey raho…. Thanks.

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  1. Naina says:
    3 years ago

    Comment:sir ji..wow what a jokes…very nice..GOOD

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  2. samiir says:
    3 years ago

    Nice jokes sir I like all jokes

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    • Shendre says:
      3 years ago

      Thanks Samir ji…

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  3. Deepak says:
    3 years ago

    nice website sir

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    • Shendre says:
      3 years ago

      Thanks Deepak ji.

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      • Deepak Kumar says:
        3 years ago

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