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Happy Fathers Day |
“Dad” A son’s first Hero. A daughters first Love.
A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow.
Meaning of Father :
F – Forever with his family.
A – Always there for you no mater what.
T – The only one whose there.
H – He’s my Hero till the end.
E – Encouraging in everything i do.
R – Really the only one… no one can beat him he is the best!!!
Happy Fathers Day
A father carries pictures where his money used to be. ā Anonymous
A Father is one whose daughter marries a man who is vastly her inferior, but then gives birth to unbelievably brilliant grandchildren. – Anonymous
At the very least, Fathers Day should mean unlimited channel surfing. – Melanie White
Fatherās Day is coming, but I figure, why get a tie for a guy who only goes out to the liquor store? – David Letterman
Fatherās Day, when you get that lethal combination of alcohol and new power tools. – David Letterman
For Fatherās Day we got my dad a t-shirt that says āDo Not Resuscitate.ā He wears it whenever mom takes him to the ballet. Ā – Greg Tamblyn
Happy Fathers Day, Dad! I wouldnāt trade you for anything. Of course, nobodyās offered me anything. – Melanie White
I asked my dad for a BB gun, but he said we were a tribe of worriers, not warriors. – Hilary Price
I got my Dad a GPS for Fatherās Day. Now someone other than my mom can tell him where to go. – Melanie White
I got my dad one of those typical Fathers Day cards. You know, with a picture of a hunting coat hanging on a peg, a duck decoy and some golf clubs leaning in the corner. Perfect card for him, because thereās nothing Dad loves more than going out in the woods on a frosty morning and beating ducks to death with a 4-iron. – Daniel Liebert
I have mixed emotions when I receive my Fatherās Day gifts. Iām glad my children remember me. Iām disappointed they think I dress like that. – Mike Dugan
I know that if my mom fell and screamed for help, my dad would jump right up to rescue her as soon as it was halftime. – Bruce Cameron
I tried to get my dad what he really wants for Fatherās Day, but Jennifer Lawrence wouldnāt return my calls. – Melanie White
I would give my dad what he really wants on Fatherās Day, but I canāt afford to move out yet. – Melanie White
If it wasnāt for Fatherās Day, my dad would only have two ties in his closet. – Melanie White
Just once on Father’s Day I wish my kids would give me a #1 Dad mug instead of one with my actual ranking. – Andy Borowitz
My dad taught me everything I know. Itās not very much, but thatās all I know. – Bubba Watson, pro golfer
My father doesnāt care about being king of the castle as long as heās king of the remote. – Melanie White
My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. – Spike Milligan
On Fatherās Day, Iām doing something for my dad that heās wanted for years. Iām getting a job. – Melanie White
One day my boys will wise up and realize they get to stay up playing video games only as long as I’m winning. – Aristotles
Remember: What dad really wants is a nap. Reallyā¦ – Dave Barry
The greatest advantage mothers have over fathers, is knowing which children really belong to them. – Ham on Wry ā@HeyZeus666
You got love dads. At my wedding, when I tripped on my wedding dress and fell flat on my face, Dad said, āDonāt worry, youāll do better next time.ā – Melanie White
A good son can only think for his father