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सांता की बीवी प्रेग्नेन्ट थी – Santa & Nurse Funny Jokes

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सांता की बीवी प्रेग्नेन्ट थी, सांता उसे अस्पताल ले गया,

नर्स से बोला कि, – तुम मुझे डायरेक्ट मत बोलना कि क्या हुआ है ।

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अगर लड़का हो तो कहना टमाटर हुआ है ।

और लड़की हो तो कहना प्याज हुई है ।

अब इत्तेफाक से लड़का-लड़की दोनो जुड़वा हो गये ।

नर्स कन्फ्यूजन में बाहर आई और बोली – “सर बधाई हो, सलाद हुआ है ।”

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Eng text : Santa ki Wife pregnant thi, Santa usey Hospital le gya, Nurse se bola ki –

Tum muje direct mat bolna ki kya hua hai.

Agar Ladka ho to kahana Tamatar hua hai.

Aur Ladki hui to kahna Pyaz hui hai.

Ab ittefak se Ladka-Ladki dono judva ho gye.

Nurse confusion me bahar aayi aur boli : Sir badhai ho, Salad hua hai.

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