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Psychology ka
Practical ho raha tha.
Practical ho raha tha.
Professor ne 1 Chuhe ke liye ek taraf cake aur dusri taraf
Chuhiya rakh di.
Chuhiya rakh di.
Chuha Fauran cake ki taraf lapka.
,
Dusri bar cack ko badal kar Roti rakh di..
Chuha Roti ki taraf lapka.
,
Kai bar Food-Item Badle magar Chuha har-bar Food ki taraf hi bhaga.
,
Professor : So Student, Its Proved that “Hunger is bigger
need than girls.”
need than girls.”
,
Itne mein last banch se ek Ranchod das Chanchad Bola :
,
“Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal ke bhi dekh lo, Ho sakta hai Wo Uski Bivi ho.”
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Wife Jab Mayke hoti hai Aur Fir Jab Pati ki yad aati hai to
kaise Romentic SMS bhejti hai.
kaise Romentic SMS bhejti hai.
“Meri Mohabbat ko Apne Dil me dhund lena, Aur Ha Ante ko
acchi tarah Gunth lena.
acchi tarah Gunth lena.
,
Mujse Ruth jane ka bahana Accha hai, Thodi der abhi aur
pakao Aalu abhi kaccha hai.
pakao Aalu abhi kaccha hai.
,
Log hamari mohabbat se Jal na jaye, Daal Time pe dekhna Kahi
Gal na jaye.
Gal na jaye.
,
Kaisi Lagi hamari Gajal Zara bata dena, Namak kam lage to
Aur mila lena !
Aur mila lena !
,
Husband ka Reply :
Tumhari yahi ada to Dil ko bha gayi thi, Tumhare jate hi
Padosan Khana Pakane aa gayi thi.
Padosan Khana Pakane aa gayi thi.
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Wife (Phone par) : Kaha ho tum ?
Husband : Bank me hu.
Wife : To muje 8000 Rupye naye phone ke liye aur 2000 Rupye
naye kapde ke liye chaiye…
naye kapde ke liye chaiye…
Husband : Blood bank me hu “khun piyegi khun… Sali Dracula”
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Duniya mein 2 kaam bahot muskil hai.
- Khudke
vichar dusro ke magaj me fit karma - Dusro
ki jeb me se paise nikal kar khud ki jeb me jama karma.
Jo Pahele me Safal hota hai use “TEACHER” kahete hai.
Jo Dusre me Safal hota hai use “BUSINESS MEN”
Aur jo Dono me Safal hota hai use “WIFE”
your jokes are too funny
Thanks 🙏