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Home TOP 1000 ᐅ Jokes in Hindi - जोक्स पढ़ लिया तो लोट पोट हो जाओगे Top 500+ Santa Banta Jokes, संता बंता जोक्स

Santa banta’s short hindi jokes

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in Top 500+ Santa Banta Jokes, संता बंता जोक्स
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सान्ता 4th floor से गिर गया…
गिरते वक्त उसने अपनी पत्नी को रोटी बनाते हुए देखा और जोर से बोला – “मेरे लिये मत बनाना”
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सान्ता सेल्फी खींच रहा था, उतने में बाजु में गधा आकर खड़ा हो गया । गधे का भी फोटो आ गया ।
सान्ता ने अपनी गर्लफ्रेन्ड को वो फोटो whatsapp पर भेजा । और उस पर लिखा “I AM ON LEFT SIDE”
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BANTA (Santa ko) : Tu har “SMS” Ko do bar kyo bhejta hai ?
SANTA bola : Kyu ki tuje agar ek forward karna pade to dusra tere pass rahe na.
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Teacher : Bharat mein ek Aurat 10 second mein ek bacche ko janm deti hai !
Santa : Humein turant hi use dhundh kar rokna chahiye.
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Santa ne ek Ladki ko propose kiya.
Ladki boli “Nahi mein tumse sadi nahi kar sakti”
Santa ne pucha “Kyu tumne muje na kaha”
Ladki boli “Mein tumse 1 saal badi hu”
Santa bola “Oye no problem soniye, Mein tumse agle saal sadi karuga bas.
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Santa Art gallery mein pahuch kar bola “Ye khatarnaak si dikhne wali tasweer ko aap Modern Art kahete ho.”
Gallery wala bola “Maaf kijiye ga ye Mirror (Darpan) hai, Jisme aap dikhai de rahe ho !”
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  1. vinay Sharma says:
    5 years ago

    😂😂😂 hasi to ruk hi nahi rho

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