Toothpaste ki advertise me agar aap dhyan se dekhe to har
dentist ke gale me ek stethoscope payenge.
dentist ke gale me ek stethoscope payenge.
Aap muje bataiyen ki…
Duniya ka aisa kon sa dentist hai jo Stethoscop se “Danton
ki Dhadakan” Sunta ho.?
ki Dhadakan” Sunta ho.?
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Bank mein customer ne ek sundar employee se pucha ?
Customer : Madam ji, Kya mein jaan sakta hu ki Jo Cheque
mene abhi diya hai vo kitne din mein clear ho jayega ?
mene abhi diya hai vo kitne din mein clear ho jayega ?
Madam : Sir, kam se kam do-tin din lagege !
Customer : Lekin madam itna time kyo lagega ?
Madam : Procedure to follow karma padata hai n sir ?
Customer : Lekin Meine jis bank ka cheque dala hai Wo bank
to samne vali building me hai.
to samne vali building me hai.
Madam : Arey sir, Mein aapko kaise samjau ki Procedure ko
Follow karma padta hai, Maan lijiye ki Smashan ke samne hi aapki mout ho jati
hai to… Aapki lash ko pahele ghar le jayenge ki Vahi samne hi Nipta denge ?
Boliye…!
Follow karma padta hai, Maan lijiye ki Smashan ke samne hi aapki mout ho jati
hai to… Aapki lash ko pahele ghar le jayenge ki Vahi samne hi Nipta denge ?
Boliye…!
(Costomer Behosh !!!)
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Train mein 1 sardar ka 50 rupiya gum ho gaya.
Tabhi 1 musalman bola – “Ya Allah Bismilla…”
Sardar : Tuje Bis mila to Sala Baaki ka 30 kisko mila ?
