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Home TOP 1000 ᐅ Jokes in Hindi - जोक्स पढ़ लिया तो लोट पोट हो जाओगे Chutkule

2 पाकिस्तानियों ने लड़के पर हमला बोला – Funny Pakistani Jokes

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in Chutkule, TOP 1000 ᐅ Jokes in Hindi - जोक्स पढ़ लिया तो लोट पोट हो जाओगे, Top 1000+ Funny Jokes, Very Funny Jokes
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Ladke par Hua 2 Pakistaniyon ka Hamala : Very Funny Pakistani Jokes in Hindi.

funny pakistani jokes in hindi

एक पाकिस्तानी लड़के ने भारत के स्कुल में एडमिशन लिया ।

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टीचर : तुम्हारा नाम क्या है ?

लड़का : लादेन…

टीचर : अब तुम भारत में हो इसलिये आज से तुम्हारा नाम हम “विजय” रखते है ।

मम्मी बोली : पहला दिन कैसा रहा लादेन ?

लड़का : अब मैं एक भारतीय हुँ, और आगे से मुझे “विजय” कहकर पुकारना…

यह सुनकर मम्मी-पापा ने उसकी जमकर पिटाई कर दी…

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टीचर : क्या हुआ विजय ? ये शरीर पर चौटें कैसे लगी ?

लड़का : मेरे भारतीय बनने के 5 घंटे बाद ही, मुझपर पाकिस्तानियों ने हमला बोल दिया ।

Eng text : 1 Pakistani ladke ne Bharat ke school me Admission liya.

Teacher : Tumhara naam kya hai ?

Ladka : Laden…

Teacher : Ab tum bharat me ho isliye aaj se tumhara naam ham “Vijay” Rakhte hai.

Mammy boli : Pahla din kaisa rha Laden?

Laka : Ab mein ek bhartiya hu, aur aage se muje “Vijay” Kahkar pukarna…

Yeh sunkar Mammy-Papa ne uski jamkar pitai kar di..

Teacher: Kya hua Vijay? Ye sharir par chonte kaise lagi?

Ladka: Mere bhartiya banne ke 5 ghante bad hi mujpar 2 pakistaniyon ne hamla bol diya…

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