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रक्षाबंधन जोक्स – Funny Wishes and Jokes for Raksha Bandhan in Hindi

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Rakshabandhan is a Hindu and Jain festival celebrated annually on the full moon day of the month of Shravan. Raksha bandhan Jokes in Hindi, It is also known as Shravani (Sawhney) or Saluno due to its celebration in Shravan (Sawan). Funny Raksha Bandhan Jokes Rakhi or Rakshasutra has the most importance in Rakshabandhan. Rakhi can range from inexpensive items like raw yarn to colorful arts, silk yarn, and expensive items like gold or silver. Rakshabandhan is the famous festival of siblings relationship, Raksha means protection and Bandhan means bound.

रक्षाबंधन जोक्स
रक्षाबंधन जोक्स

On the day of Rakshabandhan, the sisters pray to God for the progress of their brothers. Rakhi is usually tied to sisters but brothers, relatives (such as father to daughter) are also tied by Brahmins, Gurus and younger girls in the family. Sometimes a rakhi is also tied to a leader or a prominent person in public. On the day of Rakshabandhan, many gifts are sold in the market, people are crowded in the market from morning to evening to buy gifts and new clothes. The guests keep coming to the house. On the day of Rakshabandhan, brothers give some gifts to their sister in exchange for Rakhi. Rakshabandhan is a festival that makes the love of siblings stronger, on this day all the families unite and share their love by giving rakhi, gifts and sweets.

This festival is also known as Rakhi, Raksha Bandhan or Rakhi Purnima, sometimes called Shravan Purnima or Jandana Purnima. Till some time back, this festival was celebrated in Northern and Western India. Now the whole country is waiting. The highlight of the festival is the formation of a band named Sister Kate Rakhi as a symbol of elder brother and brother’s love. Rakhi means Raksha Bandhan. It is a wonderful festival celebrated by Anna’s younger sister and younger sister. Rakhi is what the elder brother has done for his elder brother who wants to reach the highest peak. It is celebrated with great enthusiasm.

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Raksha Bandhan jokes

लड़का शादी के लिए लड़की देखने गया। उनको बात करने के लिए अकेले बैठा दिया गया।
लड़की डरते-डरते बोली: भैया आप कितने भाई-बहन हो?
लड़का: थोड़ी देर पहले तीन थे, अब चार हो गए।
Happy Raksha Bandhan

Raksha Bandhan jokes in Hindi

खुदा करे तुझे खुशियां हजार मिले,
मुझसे भी अच्छा यार मिले,
तेरी गर्लफ्रेन्ड तुझे बांधे राखी,
तुझे एक और बहन का प्यार मिले…

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आपकी चर्चा हर गली में है,
हर लड़की के दिल में आपके लिये प्यार है,
ये कोई चमत्कार नहीं है मेरे यार
आज तो है रक्षाबंधन का त्योहार…

funny Raksha Bandhan wishes

ना पापा की मार से,
ना दोस्तो की फटकार से,
ना लड़की के इन्कार से,
ना चपलो की बौछार से,
आशिक डरते है सिर्फ राकी के त्योहार से…

very funny Raksha Bandhan jokes

मैं उसके पास था, वो मेरे करीब थी
फिर वो मेरे पास आई,
और थोड़ी-सी घबराई…
जब मैंने उसका हाथ पकड़ा,
तो वो थोड़ी-सी शरमाई…
उसने कहा – “आज हम ऐसे बंधन में
बंध जाये, जिसको कोई ना तोड़ सकें”
मेरी खुशी का हाल क्या बताऊ दोस्तों…
उसने मेरा हाथ हाथों में लेकर कहा –
“यह तो जनम जन्मों का बंधन है”
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फिर मुझे याद आया, वो सावन का मौसम,
वो पुनम की रात,
अरे ! ये तो “रक्षा बंधन है यार”
Happy Raksha Bandhan

मैंने बुलाया था और वो आई,
मेरी खुशी का अंजादा लगाना मुश्किल था,
पर इसके आगे जो हुआ,
वो सबको बताना भी मुश्किल था…
“राखी बाँधके चली गई…”

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Funniest Raksha Bandhan Wishes in Hindi

वैसे तो है हम बालब्रह्मचारी,
पर लड़की दिखी तो आँख मारी,
पट गई तो हमारी,
वरना,
कर लेते है राखी की तैयारी…

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Funniest Raksha Bandhan Jokes

दिल की बात दिल में मत रखना,
जो पसंद हो उससे, I LOVE YOU कहना,
अगर वो चप्पल निकाले तो डरना मत…
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“राखी” निकालना और कहना –
“प्यारी बहना मिलते रहना”

Funny Happy Raksha Bandhan Wishes Jokes

उसका हुश्न गया मेरा कलेजा चीर,
नैनों से वो मारे दिल को तीर,
आज वो मुस्कुराई और बोली
आ राखी बंधवाले मेरे वीर

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