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Funny Barish (Rain) Jokes in Hindi – बारिश जोक्स – Images

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Here Funny Pics and Jokes of Rain in this monsoon for you. Very fantastic rain jokes collection. Lets see…

barish - rain jokes in hindi

Jab Barish ho to bahar betha karo.
Tumhari kismat khul jayengi…
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Aur agar Kismat na khuli to kya hua…
Kitne dino se na dhuli ho…
Wo surat to dhul jayengi n…
barish - rain jokes in hindi
इस Monsoon में आपके लिए बहोत ही जरूरी Helth Tips है ।
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Pizza मत खाना…
पानी पूरी…
Ice Cream…
Chocolate…
and
Sandwich…
मत खाना…
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मेरे बिना…

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शिक्षक ने सभी Students को Cricket Match पर निबंध लिखने को कहा…
सभी Students बहोत देर तक पूरा पेज भर-भर कर लिखने लगे..
पप्पु का निबंध जल्दी पूरा हो गया…
शिक्षक ने पूछा – “तू क्यो बैठा है ? निबंध लिख…”
पप्पु – “पूरा हो गया…”
शिक्षक ने पूछा – “क्या लिखा निबंध में ?”
पप्पु – “Due to Rain, No Match”

barish - rain jokes in hindi

हर बारिश में यही दूआ है हमारी कि –
बारिश के जितनी बूँदे जमीन पर गिरे,
उतनी बार आप स्लीप होकर गीरे…
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खुशियों के समंदर में…
(हर बार जोक्स ही समजते हो)
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इस बारिश की ऋतु में
हमारे भारतिय पतियों को ज्यादा खुश होने कि जरूरत नहीं है,
क्यों कि हमारे पास ऐसी गर्लफ्रेन्ड नहीं है जो सिफोन की साडी पहन कर हमारे सामने डांस करें.
हमारे पास ऐसी बीवी है, जो बारिश होने पर जब हम ठंड में भीगे हुए घर पहुँचते है,
तब वो हमारे पास दौडकर आती है और बोलती है –
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“अंदर मत आना, गेट पर ही रूकजाओ… सारा घर गंदा हो जायेगा ।”
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Agar Mausam Accha ho to Mausam ka Maza uthati Ladkiya.
Agar Thand ho to Thand mein thiturati Ladkiya.
Garmi ho to Dhoop mein Tapti Ladkiya.

Agar Barish ho to barish mein nahati Ladkiya.
Agar Exam ho to Exam mein bethi Ladkiya.
Agar Traffic ho to Traffic mein Fansi Ladkiya.
Sala Akhbar walo ko hum Ladke najar kyo nahi aate.
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Barish ki 1 Bund Aapko Khusi de.
2 Bund aapko Hansi de.
3 bund Tandurasti de.
4 bund Kamyabi de.
5 bund…..
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Arey bas kar yaar… Shardi ho jayegi.
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एक आदमी अपनी बीवी को दफना कर घर जा रहा था
कि अचानक से बिजली चमकी,
बादल गरजे,
और बारिश शूरू हो गई ।
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दुःखी आदमी बोला – “लगता है साली पहोंच गई”

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Comments 5

  1. kisan says:
    5 years ago

    very funny jocks thanks

    Reply
  2. Raima says:
    5 years ago

    wow nice sms

    Reply
  3. Jayashri Madane says:
    6 years ago

    (h)

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