Nowadays people want to keep their WhatsApp every day with new status.
Okay, So we have brought to you today, Absolutely new, having fun and Attitudes WhatsApp Status.
- Your WhatsApp status sayās online ā¦..If your online then why arenāt you texting me.
- Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad. True story.
- You canāt put a value on a human life, but my wifeās life insurance company made a pretty fair offer.
- Wow now Iām a graduateā¦ā¦.Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.
- Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to Monday????
- We buy things we donāt need with money we donāt have to impress people we donāt like.
- Waiting for Wi-Fi network.
- Tried to loose weightā¦ā¦.But it keeps finding me.
- Tip to avoid car insuranceā¦ā¦ā¦.Join Facebook and never leave home.
- They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!! Soon I will be a genius.
- Sorry vegetarians we canāt pretend
- Sleep till youāre hungryā¦.Eat till youāre sleepy.
- SI unit of ignorance = āseenā
- Should transformers take car insurance or life insuranceā¦..
- Second chances are for losersā¦.either we do it in first place or live it for others.
- People r like music some say the truth and rest, just noise.
- One personās LOL is anotherās WTF!
- My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity.
- My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.
- My ālast seen atā was just to check your ālast seen atā.
- Love marriage is like dancing in front of snake and asking him to bite.
- Life is too short. Donāt waste it reading my WhatsApp Statusā¦
- Lazy People Fact #5812672793. You were too lazy to read that number.
- Just wanted to say, you are as useless as āueueā in a āqueueā.
- If you try to pronounce ālmaoā you sound like a French cat.
- If procrastination was an Olympic event, Iād compete in it later.
- Iām looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
- I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
- I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens, keys, smart phone, my temper and even my mind.
- I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar Card (or in matrimonial sites)!!!!
- I will be back before you pronounce aslkfjlsajflj.
- I was not busy to be onlineā¦ I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as āFree Rechargeā
- I took IQ testā¦ results were negative
- I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted paychecks.
- I started out with nothing and i still have most of it.
- I like to take road less travelledā¦..helps me to avoid traffic.
- I just saved lot of money by āLIC life insuranceā… By not having any.
- I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.
- I donāt care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.
- I can see you checking my Whatsapp Status. B)
- I am not questioning your honour. I am denying its existence.
- Happiness is when āLast seen atā changes to āonlineā and then to ātypingā.
- Give a man fish and youāll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you can then stick him with a huge amount of fishing School loans.
- Galileo: Great mindā¦, Einstein: genius mindā¦, Newton: Extraordinary mindā¦, Bill Gates: Brilliant mindā¦, ME: Never Mind.
- Fun is like life insurance. The older you get the more it costās.
- Formula for successā¦ under promise and over deliverā¦
- Even Romeo went from being āin a relationshipā to āitās complicatedā.
- Dream as if youāll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.
- CGPA available for adoptionā¦ canāt raise it myself.
- At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days: Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food
- Always remember you are UNIQUEā¦ just like everybody else.
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