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51 Updated WhatsApp Attitude and Funny Status

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whatsapp attitude status

Nowadays people want to keep their WhatsApp every day with new status.

Okay, So we have brought to you today, Absolutely new, having fun and Attitudes WhatsApp Status.

 

  • Your WhatsApp status say’s online …..If your online then why aren’t you texting me.
  • Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad. True story.
  • You can’t put a value on a human life, but my wife’s life insurance company made a pretty fair offer.
  • Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.
  • Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to Monday????
  • We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like.
  • Waiting for Wi-Fi network.
  • Tried to loose weight…….But it keeps finding me.
  • Tip to avoid car insurance……….Join Facebook and never leave home.
  • They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!! Soon I will be a genius.
  • Sorry vegetarians we can’t pretend
  • Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy.
  • SI unit of ignorance = “seen”
  • Should transformers take car insurance or life insurance…..
  • Second chances are for losers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.
  • People r like music some say the truth and rest, just noise.
  • One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
  • My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity.
  • My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.
  • My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
  • Love marriage is like dancing in front of snake and asking him to bite.
  • Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my WhatsApp Status…
  • Lazy People Fact #5812672793. You were too lazy to read that number.
  • Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.
  • If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a French cat.
  • If procrastination was an Olympic event, I’d compete in it later.
  • I’m looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
  • I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
  • I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens, keys, smart phone, my temper and even my mind.
  • I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar Card (or in matrimonial sites)!!!!
  • I will be back before you pronounce aslkfjlsajflj.
  • I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge”
  • I took IQ test… results were negative
  • I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted paychecks.
  • I started out with nothing and i still have most of it.
  • I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic.
  • I just saved lot of money by “LIC life insurance”… By not having any.
  • I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.
  • I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.
  • I can see you checking my Whatsapp Status. B)
  • I am not questioning your honour. I am denying its existence.
  • Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing”.
  • Give a man fish and you’ll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you can then stick him with a huge amount of fishing School loans.
  • Galileo: Great mind…, Einstein: genius mind…, Newton: Extraordinary mind…, Bill Gates: Brilliant mind…, ME: Never Mind.
  • Fun is like life insurance. The older you get the more it cost’s.
  • Formula for success… under promise and over deliver…
  • Even Romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.
  • Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.
  • CGPA available for adoption… can’t raise it myself.
  • At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days: Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food
  • Always remember you are UNIQUE… just like everybody else.
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  1. Sajanku says:
    2 years ago

    #किताबें 📚 तक पढ़ने 👆 का शौक 😏 नहीं #था_हमें 😎
    #और 😍 तेरे 👉 इश्क 💑 ने आंखें 😘 पढ़ना #सीखा_दिया

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  2. Sagar jain says:
    3 years ago

    Nice

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