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Bringing calls and emails come from us. Most people’s demand that we placed on our site Love Quotes. So here we have brought to you some Funny Quotes. Here’s the funny love quotes are provided by Great Men.
- “Love is being stupid together.” – Paul Valery
- “Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.” – Natasha Leggero
- “A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.” – Les Dawson
- “I’m now making a Jewish porno film. 10% sex, 90% guilt.” – Henny Youngman
- “Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.” – W. Somerset Maugham
- “First love is a kind of vaccination which saves man from catching the complaint the second time.” – Honore de Balzac
- “It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.” – Lucille Ball
- “Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby– awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.” – Lemony Snicket
- “My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me.” – Garry Shandling
- “Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.” – Richard Jeni
- “My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.” – Rodney Dangerfield
- “I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner
- “It is easier to love humanity as a whole than to love one’s neighbor.” – Eric Hoffer
- “Love; A temporary insanity curable by marriage.” – Ambrose Bierce
- “I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.” – Groucho Marx
- Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener – Pauline Thomason
- “Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.” – Woody Allen
- “If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something.” – Fran Lebowitz
- “Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.” – Unknown
- “People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.” – Bob Hope
- “You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.” – Hussein Nishah
- “You could empty the trash and my love for you still wouldn’t fit inside. But just because it won’t fit, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t empty the trash.” – Jarod Kintz
- “A man, who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him.” – Unknown
- “I love you and it’s getting worse.” – Joseph E. Morris
- “Being a good husband is like being a stand–up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner.” – Jerry Seinfeld
- “I love you like a fat kid loves cake.” – Scott Adams
- “You call it madness, but I call it love.” – Don Byas
- “The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.” – G.K. Chesterton
- “If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people” – Jarod Kintz
- Only time can heal your broken heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs.
- “Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.” – Richard Jeni
- “Love is liked faucet, it turns off and on.” – Billie Holiday
- “I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.” – Russell Brand
- “To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone.” – Jarod Kintz
- “Love is hiding who you are at all times. It’s wearing make–up to bed and going downstairs to Burger King to poop.” – Unknown
- “”You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.” – Hussein Nishah
- “To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.” – Oscar Wilde
- “Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.” – Natasha Leggero
- “Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.” – Woody Allen
- “Love thy neighbor – and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.” – Mae West
- “My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.” – Joan Rivers
- “Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers.” – Richard Pryor
- “There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.” – Chris Rock
- “To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.” – Oscar Wilde
- “Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.” – Albert Einstein
- “Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.” – Albert Einstein
- “”I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner
- “Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.” – Jules Renard
- “A happy man marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he marries.”
- “Love is like war, easy to begin but hard to end.” – Leo Buscaglia
Vry funny
Funny and heart warming as well.Great job well done. God bless you.
Thank you Balvinder kumar.