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50 Funny Love Quotes – Very very funny love quotes give by great human’s

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Bringing calls and emails come from us. Most people’s demand that we placed on our site Love Quotes. So here we have brought to you some Funny Quotes. Here’s the funny love quotes are provided by Great Men.

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  1. “Love is being stupid together.” – Paul Valery
  2. “Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.” – Natasha Leggero
  3. “A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.” – Les Dawson
  4. “I’m now making a Jewish porno film. 10% sex, 90% guilt.” – Henny Youngman
  5. “Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.” – W. Somerset Maugham
  6. “First love is a kind of vaccination which saves man from catching the complaint the second time.” – Honore de Balzac
  7. “It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.” – Lucille Ball
  8. “Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby– awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.” – Lemony Snicket
  9. “My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me.” – Garry Shandling
  10. “Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.” – Richard Jeni
  11. “My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.” – Rodney Dangerfield
  12. “I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner
  13. “It is easier to love humanity as a whole than to love one’s neighbor.” – Eric Hoffer
  14. “Love; A temporary insanity curable by marriage.” – Ambrose Bierce
  15. “I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.” – Groucho Marx
  16. Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener – Pauline Thomason
  17. “Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.” – Woody Allen
  18. “If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something.” – Fran Lebowitz
  19. “Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.” – Unknown
  20. “People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.” – Bob Hope
  21. “You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.” – Hussein Nishah
  22. “You could empty the trash and my love for you still wouldn’t fit inside. But just because it won’t fit, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t empty the trash.” – Jarod Kintz
  23. “A man, who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him.” – Unknown
  24. “I love you and it’s getting worse.” – Joseph E. Morris
  25. “Being a good husband is like being a stand–up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner.” – Jerry Seinfeld
  26. “I love you like a fat kid loves cake.” – Scott Adams
  27. “You call it madness, but I call it love.” – Don Byas
  28. “The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.” – G.K. Chesterton
  29. “If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people” – Jarod Kintz
  30. Only time can heal your broken heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs.
  31. “Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.” – Richard Jeni
  32. “Love is liked faucet, it turns off and on.” – Billie Holiday
  33. “I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.” – Russell Brand
  34. “To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone.” – Jarod Kintz
  35. “Love is hiding who you are at all times. It’s wearing make–up to bed and going downstairs to Burger King to poop.” – Unknown
  36. “”You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.” – Hussein Nishah
  37. “To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.” – Oscar Wilde
  38. “Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.” – Natasha Leggero
  39. “Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.” – Woody Allen
  40. “Love thy neighbor – and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.” – Mae West
  41. “My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.” – Joan Rivers
  42. “Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers.” – Richard Pryor
  43. “There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.” – Chris Rock
  44. “To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.” – Oscar Wilde
  45. “Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.” – Albert Einstein
  46. “Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.” – Albert Einstein
  47. “”I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner
  48. “Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.” – Jules Renard
  49. “A happy man marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he marries.”
  50. “Love is like war, easy to begin but hard to end.” – Leo Buscaglia
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Comments 3

  1. Shyam says:
    3 years ago

    Vry funny

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  2. Balvinder Kumar Sharma says:
    5 years ago

    Funny and heart warming as well.Great job well done. God bless you.

    Reply
    • Asha says:
      5 years ago

      Thank you Balvinder kumar.

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