Very Funny Jokes of Computer Short key

Roz Subha Hum Karte Hai
Itne Pyar Se Unhe Good Morning…
Woh Humhe Ghoor Kar Dekhte Hain
Jaise 0 ERRORS But 5 WARNINGS…
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Ho Gayi Galti Humse, Click Ho Gaya Mouse
Duniya Ki Parwaah Chhodo, Ban Jaao Meri Spouse!
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Tumse Mila Main Kal To, Mere Dil Mein Hua Ek Sound,
Lekin Aaj Tum Mili To Kehti Ho: Your File Not Found!
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Ab Aur Kaho Na Tum, “But” Ya “If”
Tum Ho Meri Zindagi Ki Animated Gif
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Ghar Se Nikalti Ho Tum Jab, Pehen Ke Evening Gown
Too Many Requests Se, Ho Jaata Hai Server Down
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Tumhaare Liye Pyaar Ki Application, Create Main
Karoonga
Tum Usse Debug Karna, Wait Main Karoonga
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Tumhaara Intezaar Karte Karte, Main So Gaya
Yeh Dekho Mera Connection, Time Out Ho Gaya
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Kya Chaal Hai Tumhaari, Jaise Chalti Hai Koi Cat
What Is Your ICQ Number, Aao Karein Chat
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Tum Jabse Meri Zindagi Mein, Aayi Ho Banke Female
Yaad Raha Na Ab Kuch, Na Postman , Na E-Mail.
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Jo Sadiyaon Se Hota Aaya Hai
Woh Repeat Kar Doonga…
Tu Naa Mili To Tujhko Dil Sey
Ctrl+Alt+Delete Kar Doonga…
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Company Kee Ladkiyaan Sunder Hain
Aur Lonely Hain…
Problem Ye Hai Ki Bus Voh
READ-ONLY Hain…
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Shayad Mere Pyar Ko Taste
Karna Bhool Gaye…
Dil Sey Aisa CUT Kiya
Ke PASTE Karna Bhool Gaye…
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Tumhare Samne Hain Itney Items
Kabhi Hame Bhi Pick Karo…
Hamare Pyar Ke ICON Pe
Kabhi To Tum DOUBLE-CLICK Karo…
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