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Top 5 Smoking Jokes in Hindi | Father Son Funny Jokes

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Very Funny Top 5 Smoking Jokes for WhatsAp in Hindi – Father and Son Jokes

Smoking Jokes in Hindi - Father Son Funny Jokes

पापा – रुम में इतना धुआँ 🌬 क्यों है ?
पप्पू – पापा वो तो मच्छर 🦗 के लिये जलाया है ।
पापा – पर बदबू 🤥 तो सिगरेट 🚭जैसी आ रही है ।🤭
पप्पू – हां, वो मोर्टिन नहीं था तो सोचा सिगरेट ही जला लूँ…💁‍♂️
वो बी तो जानलेवा ⚠ होती है ।😅😅
दे चप्पल दे थप्पड़….😜🤪🤣🤣🤣

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Eng text:
Papa – Room me itna dhuan kyo hai?

Pappu – Papa wo to Machchhar ke liye jalaya hai.

Papa – Par badbu to Cigarette jaisi aa rhi hai.

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Pappu – Ha, Wo Mortein nahi tha to socha Cigarette hi jala lu

Wo bhi to Jaanleva hoti hai….

De Chappal… De Thappad…

सिगरेट तो फेंक दी थी पापा को आते देखकर,😟
मगर धुआँ 💨 साला सर के उपर😇
ऐसे नाच रहा था
जैसे सुदर्शन चक्र🔆
मानो अब गर्दन काट के ही छोड़ेगा😜🤪🤣🤣🤣

Eng text:
Cigarette to fenk hi di thi Papa ko aate dekhkar,

Magar dhuan Sala Sar ke upar

Aise nach raha tha Jaise Sudarsan chakra

Mano ab gardan kaat ke hi chhodega.

पिता – तू सिगारेट पीता है क्या ?😠
बेटा – नहीं पापा, मैंने तो आजतक छुआ तक नहीं है ।😥
पिता – ये ले 10 रुपये, मेरे लिये एक गोल्ड फ्लेक लेकर आ…😒😏
बेटा – 2 रुपये और दो, 12 की आती है☹️
दे चप्पल… 👋 दे लप्पड़…😂
साला बाप को उल्लू बनाता है ।😜🤪🤣🤣🤣

Eng text:
Father – Tu Cigarette pita hai kya?

Son – Nahi Pappa, Meine to aajtak chhua tak nahi hai.

Father – Ye le 10 Rs., Mere liye ek Gold Fleck lekar aa…

Son – 2 Rs. aur do, 12 ki aati hai.

De chappal, De lappad.

Saala Baap ko ullu banata hai.

पप्पू को बीड़ी पीने की लत लग गयी ।😗
उसके पिताने उसकी यह लत छुडाने के लिये
बाबा रामदेव की योगा क्लास में भेजा ।🙄
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पप्पू अब पांव से भी बीड़ी पी लेता है ।😜🤪🤣🤣🤣

Eng text:
Pappu ko Bidi pine ki lat lag gyi.

Uske Pita ne uski yeh lat chhudane ke liye

Baba Ramdev ki Yoga Class me bheja.

Pappu Ab Panv se bhi Bidi Pee leta hai.

बीडी पीने वाले लोग भी क्या ग़जब होते हैं…🤔
बंडल में से बीडी़ पीते वक्त ऐसे छांट छांट कर पीते हैं,😳
जैसे बाकी, बचा हुआ बंडल फेंक ही देगें…😜🤪🤣🤣🤣

Eng text:
Bidi Pine wale Log bhi kya Gajab hote hai,

Bundle me se Bidi pite waqt aise chhant chant kar pite hai,
Jaise ki Baki Bacha hua bundle fenk hi denge.

Dear Reader! Kaise hai? I hope ki aap jokes padhkar better feel kar rhe honge. Jokes hamare jivan me tension kam karta hai. Isliye roj 2-4 achche jokes padh liya karo Jisse aapka mind fress ho jayega.

Very Funny Smoking Jokes: Ye Smoking par Banaye Father and Son Jokes kaisa laga ye humein comment dwara jaroor batain, Agar pasand aaya ho, aapki hasi lane me ye Father and Son Smoking jokes in Hindi helpful hua ho to like kare bina na jaiye, Like se kuch hota to nahi hai, bas ye hota hai ki Humein thoda sa motivation milta hai. Aise hi new Funny Jokes ke liye Jokescoff par aapka hamesha swagat hai. Jokescoff App ko bhi Install Kijiye. Jokescoff ke sath jude rahene ke liye aap hamare FB and Twitter page @JOKESCOFF ko bhi follow kar sakte hai. Mast Raho… Hustey raho… Hasatey raho… Yehi Jivan hai Hasna aur hasana… Shukriya…

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