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Home TOP 1000 ᐅ Jokes in Hindi - जोक्स पढ़ लिया तो लोट पोट हो जाओगे Best 500+ WhatsApp Jokes, Very Funny Jokes for WhatsApp

Top 5 GST Funny Jokes in Hindi | Tax Jokes For WhatsApp and Facebook

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Indian GST Bill Funny Jokes For WhatsApp, Facebook – Tax Jokes in Hindi:

GST Tax in India funny jokes

कुँवारे थे तब कमाई में से आप कुछ पैसे माँ, बाप, भाई, बहन या अपने मित्रों को देते थे ।

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पर शादी हो जाने के बाद सारे पैसे घरवाली को देने पड़ते है ।

बस इसी का नाम
GST – घरवाली का सर्विस टेक्ष

Eng text :
Kunware the tab kamai me se aap kuch paise Maa, Baap, Bhai, Bahan ya apne mitro ko dete the.

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Par Shadi ho jane ke bad Sare paise gharwali ko dene padte hai.

Bas isi ka naam
GST : Gharwali ka Service Tax
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संता – भाई समझ में न आने वाली चीज में GST Bill No. 2 पर पहुंच गया है ।

बंता – तो No. 1 पर क्या है भाई ??

सांता – “Wife का Mood” अभी भी Top पर है ।

Eng text :
Santa : Bhai Samaj me naa aane wali chiz me GST Bill No. 2 par pahuch gya hai.

Banta : to No. 1 par kya hai bhai ?

Banta : “Wife ka Mood”  Abhi bhi Top par hai.
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GST BILL पर विशेष
01 जुलाई से लेडीज को गोलगप्पे खाने के लिए Aadhar Card की जरूरत होगी।

50 रूपये से ज्यादा गोलगप्पे खाने पर Pan Card दिखाना होगा और,
100/- रूपये से ज्यादा के गोलगप्पे खाने पर Income Tax विभाग जानकारी मांग सकता हैं ।

और तो और, जो लेडीज गोलगप्पे खाने के बाद मुफ्त में सूखी वाली पापड़ी मांगेगी उन्हें BPL Card दिखाना अनिवार्य होगा।
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GST सार भगवान श्रीकृष्ण के शब्दों में –

हे पार्थ, परिवर्तन संसार का नियम हैं,
जो कल तक “सेल्स टैक्स” था,
आज “वैट” हैं, कल “जीएसटी” होगा,
तुम्हारा क्या गया जो तुम रोते हो,
जो लिया “कस्टमर” से लिया,
जो कमाया वो सरकार को दिया,
और जो बचा वो पत्नी को दे दिया,
तुम्हारे पास पहले भी कुछ नही था,
आगे भी कुछ नही रहेगा,
व्यर्थ में “जीएसटी” से डरते हो.

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Comments 16

  1. Suman Kumar says:
    5 years ago

    Haaa haa , Wow Awesome 😂😂

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  2. palak says:
    5 years ago

    Hahaa nice jokes but GST is great…thanks to modi g

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    • kajal says:
      5 years ago

      ama tane shu fayado???

      Reply
  3. abhishek says:
    5 years ago

    Nice

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