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सांता ने तेज गाड़ी चलाकर 25 लोगों को उड़ा दिया – Judge and Santa Jokes

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Funny Judge and Santa Jokes: Santa ne Gadi se 25 Logo ko Uadaya

Judge and Santa Jokes - Accident Jokes

सांता ने तेज 🚙 गाड़ी चलाकर 25 लोगों को उड़ा दिया ।

जज – तुमने 25 लोगों को उड़ा दिया,

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तुम्हें अपनी सफाई में क्या कहना है ?🙁

संता – मैं गाड़ी तेज 🚙 चला रहा था,

पर मैंने जब ब्रेक मारी तो पता चला कि ब्रेक फेल 🚫 है,

फिर मैंने सामने देखा तो 2 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️ आदमी जा रहे थे, और

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दूसरी ओर 1 बारात 🕺💃 जा रही थी…

तो आप ही बताओं मैं गाड़ी किधर मोड़ता ?😢☹️

जज – सिम्पल सी बात है,😬 जिस तरफ 2 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️ आदमी थे, नुकसान कम होता…🤔

संता – बिलकुल सही… ✔️ मैंने भी यही सोचा…

पर वो 2 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️ आदमी मेरी गाड़ी 🚙 देखकर बारात में घूस गये…🤣😅😅😂😂

Eng text:
Santa ne tez Gadi chalakar 25 logo ko uda diya.

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Judge: tumne 25 logo ko uda diya, Tumhe apni safai me kya kahana hai?

Santa: Mein Gadi tez chalal rha tha,

Par meine jab Break mari to pata chala ki break fail hai,

Fir meine samne dekha to 2 Aadmi jaa rhe the,

Aur Dusri or 1 Barat ja rhi thi…

to aap hi batao mein Gadi kidhar modta?

Judge: Simple si bat hai, Jis taraf 2 aadmi the, nuksaan kam hota…

Santa: Bilkul sahi… Mein bhi yahi socha,

Par wo 2 aadmi meri Gadi dekhkar barat mein ghus gye…

:-) Kya bevkufi bhara kaam kiya hai Santa ne, 2 Aadmi hath tye to jagah to ho gyi thi to sidha jane deta n… Dear Reader! Kaise hai? I hope ki aap jokes padhkar better feel kar rhe honge. Jokes hamare jivan me tension kam karta hai. Isliye roj 2-4 achche jokes padh liya karo Jisse aapka mind fress ho jayega.

Funny Judge and Santa Jokes: Ye Jokes in Hindi kaisa laga ye humein comment dwara jaroor batain, Agar pasand aaya ho, aapki hasi lane me ye Joke helpful hua ho to like kare bina na jaiye, Like se kuch hota to nahi hai, bas ye hota hai ki Humein thoda sa motivation milta hai. Aise hi new Funny Jokes ke liye jokescoff par aapka hamesha swagat hai. Hustey raho… Hasatey raho… Yehi Jivan hai Hasna aur hasana… Shukriya…

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Comments 4

  1. Tanga says:
    3 years ago

    Lovely jokes

  2. Mohd javed ahamad says:
    3 years ago

    Very nice

  3. Rajat says:
    3 years ago

    Nice

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