Fansi ki Saja Santa Ko – Funny Santa Banta New Jokes
तीन लोगों को फाँसी की सजा दे रहे थे…
पहले को जैसे ही लटकाया तो फंदा खुल गया…
और वो नीचे पानी में गिर गया… और तैरकर बाहर आ गया..
दुसरे को भी जैसे ही लटकाया तो उसका भी फंदा खुल गया… और वो भी तैरकर बाहर आ गया…
जल्लाद से सांता जोर से बोला – ओये बे साले, फँदा ठिक से टाईट करना…
मुझे तैरना नहीं आता…
Eng text: 3 logo ko Fansi ki saja de rhe the.
Pahele ko jaise hi latkaya to Fanda khul gya…
Aur vo niche pani me gir gya…
Aur Tairkar Bahar aa gya..
Dusre ko bhi jaise hi latkaya to Uska bhi Fanda Khul gya.
Aur wo bhi Tairkar bahar aa gya…
Jallad se Santa Jor se bola: Oye be Sale ! Fanda Thik se tight karna,
Muje Tairna nahi aata….
Hmmm! Matlab Santa to aise bhi marta waise bhi marta… Ha ha ha…. Swasth Raho Mast Raho Sada Hastey Raho… Agar aapko Jokes pasand aaya ho to Like Jaroor karein. Aapke 1 Like se humein Motivation milta hai.
It’s a very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very funny jokes
Nice jokes