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Pilot at Air India Funny Husband Wife jokes

by Sophia
July 12, 2017
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Husband Wife Pilot at Air India Jokes:

husband wife pialot at Air India Funniest Jokes

अगर पति-पत्नी दोनो ही एअर इंडिया में हो तो !

पत्नी – हेलो कंट्रोल टावर, धीस इज फ्लाईट 365, वी हेव अ प्रोबलेम…

कंट्रोल टावर से पति – जी बताये क्या प्रोबलेम है ?

पत्नी – कुछ नहीं…

कंट्रोल टावर (पति) – प्लीज बताईये प्रोबलेम क्या है ?

पत्नी – नहीं रहने दीजिये, मैं संभाल लूँगी ।

पति – प्लीज टेल अस प्रोबलेम…

पत्नी – कुछ नही, रहने दीजिये आप नहीं समझ सकते ।

पति – अरे ! बता भी दीजिये क्या प्रोबलेम है ।

पत्नी – अकेला रहने दीजिये मुझे, आपसे कुछ भी कहना बेकार है ।

पति – अरे दिवानी औरत, प्लेन में 200 पेसेंजर है ।

पत्नी – हाँ, मेरी तो कोई फिक्र ही नहीं तुम्हें,

उन 200 की परवाह है,

जाओं मुझे नहीं करनी कोई बात…

Eng text :

Agar Husband Wife dono hi Air India me ho to !

Wife : Hello Control Tower, This is Flight 365, We have a Problem.

Control Tower se Husband: Ji bataiye kya problem hai?

Wife: Kuch nahi…

Husband: Please bataiye problem kya hai?

Wife: Nahi rahne dijiye, Me sambhal lungi.

Husband: Please tell us problem…

Wife: Kuch nahi, Rahne dijiye, Aap nahi samaj sakte.

Husband: Arey Bata bhi dijiye kya problem hai.

Wife: Akela rahne dijiye muje, Aapse kuch bhi kahna bekar hai.

Husband: Arey Diwani Aurat, Plane me 200 Passenger hai.

Wife: Ha, Meri to koi Fikra nahi tumhe, Un 200 ki parwah hai. Jao muje nahi karni koi baat.

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