Teacher (Pappu se sawal puchte hue) : Kya Machali ko pasinaa hota hai ?
Pappu : Jee haтАж !
Teacher :Wo kaise ?
Pappu : Sir, SochoтАж Nahi to Samundar ka paani itna Khara kaise hota..!!!
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Teacher : Pappu, Dudh ko fatane se rokne ke liye kya karna chahiye ?.
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Pappu : Simple hai, Dudh ko pee jana chahiyeтАж !
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Teacher (Gusse mein Pappu ki Mummy se) : Dekhiye, Aapka Ladka yaha dusro ki pencil chori karta hai..
Pappu ki Mummy : Arey wo aisa kyo karta hai ? тАЬMein to use apni office mein se bahot sari pencil lakar to deti huтАж!тАЭ
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Madam (Pappu se) : Batao aisi kon si chij hai, jo dur hai phir bhi paas hai, jise hum dekh sakte hai par chhu nahi saktey ?
Ramesh : MтАЩm mein batau ?
Madam : Ha..
Ramesh : Suraj.
Madam : Par Suraj to bahot dur hai.
Turant Pappu utha aur bola тАЬMeтАЩm mein batau ?тАЭ
Madam : Ha..
Pappu : Aapki ChootiтАж
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