- You have the perfect face for radio.
- You look like a before picture.
- You Don’t Know Something? Google It. You Don’t Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can’t Find Something? Mom!
- Yeah you’re really pretty, pretty stupid
- Why 90% girls are stupid- By Stupid Girl.
- Well I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
- Trust me you will dance- Alcohol
- Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it’s wide use three fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.
- The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
- The most important Shareholder in your life is you.
- Stop thinking too much, it’s all right not to know all the answers.
- Someone on his status “Sleeping” …since 3 Days! He’s Probably dead.
- Silent people have the craziest minds.
- Save Water, Drink Beer!!
- Rules are made to be break.
- People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. ;-)
- People said to follow your dreams so i went back to bed.
- Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
- Open Books, Not Legs. Blow Minds, Not Guy
- Only you can work better.
- Only brain is works more…if you use it more.
- On the internet you can be anything you want, it’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.
- No one is the reason of your happiness expect you yourself.
- My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
- Marriage means silent suicide.
- Marriage is the main cause for divorce.
- Life is short smile while you still have teeth.
- Life is onetime offers use it well.
- Keep calm, stay happy.
- Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror :P
- Is it vodka o’clock yet?
- If you smile when no one is around, you really mean it :)
- If you can’t the thing, Move on: D
- If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
- I’m too shy at first but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.
- I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card
- I was pro life before I met you.
- I like when you smile, but I love it when I’m the reason.
- I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.
- I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice.
- I don’t get drunk, i get awesome.
- I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
- I am a ninja, no, you are not. Did you see me do that? Do what? “Exactly”.
- Great power comes with great electricity bills.
- God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me :P
- Follow your heart but take your brain with you.
- Everything is rightly confused.
- Everyone wants to park their vehicles in shade but no one wants to grow trees.
- Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
- Enjoy your life–there’s is plenty of time to be dead.
- Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
- Do you still hate me?? I don’t care!!
- Do what you Love, does is matter what are you doing?
- Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed.
- Brains are wonderful, why don’t have everyone.
- Always respects your self-respect and be proud.
- All my life a thought air was free…Until I bought a bag of chips.
- A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”
- 80% boys have a girlfriend and rest have a brain..
- 3 mistakes of everyone’s life–Facebook, Twitter and Whatsapp
- 3 AM my cell is ringing…hey there you asleep?? No I’m Skydiving.
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