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- “If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?” – Lily Tomlin
- “Being a good husband is like being a stand–up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner.” – Jerry Seinfeld
- “Love thy neighbor, just watch out for the husband.”
- “I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?” – Jean Illsley Clarke
- “Falling in love is not at all the most stupid thing that people do, but gravitation cannot be held responsible for it.” – Albert Einstein
- “A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.” – Friedrich Nietzsche
- “What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.” – Pearl Bailey
- “The only thing worse than a boy who hates you: a boy that loves you.” – Markus Zusak, The Book Thief
- “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.4” – Charles Schulz
- “Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.” – Lynda Barry
- “My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.” – Ray Romano
- “Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.”
- “I went to a meeting for premature ejactulators. I left early.” – Jack Benny
- “Beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, though, maybe, an injured one.”
- “A touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.” – Plato
- “Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.” – Unknown
- “Love means nothing in tennis, but it’s everything in life.” – Author unknown
- “A youth with his first cigar makes himself sick. A youth with his first girl makes everybody sick.” – Mary Wilson
- “Come live in my heart and pay no rent.” – Samuel Lover
- “Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long–term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.” – Chelsea Handler
- “Trust your husband, adore your husband, and transfer as much property as you can to your name.”
- “Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X–rays, but you know it’s there.” – George Burns
- “Love, I’ve come to understand is more than three words mumbled before bedtime.” – Nicholas Sparks
- “People should fall in love with their eyes closed.” – Andy Warhol
- “Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings.” – David Sedaris
- 30. “Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.” – Phyllis Diller
- 31. “Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.” – Erma Bombeck
- “You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.” – Henny Youngman
- A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. – Helen Rowland
- “No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.” – Unknown
- “Women love a self–confident bald man.” – Larry David
- “Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.” – Bill Maher
- “Love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end and you never know where it might take you.” – Unknown
- “Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.” – Jackie Mason
- “If you love something set it free, but don’t be surprised if it comes back with herpes.” – Chuck Palahniuk
- “No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn’t take the first pill that comes along.” – Joyce Brothers
- “Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X–rays, but you know it’s there.” – George Burns
- “Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it’s just another way to bleed.” – Laurell K. Hamilton
- “I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.” – Russell Brand
- “Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.” – Unknown
- “Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.”
- “Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.” – Billy Crystal
- “I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?” – Jean Illsley Clarke
- “Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.” – Charlie Brown
- My brother is gay and my parents don’t care, as long as he marries a doctor.” – Elayne Boosler
- “Men always want to be a woman’s first love – women like to be a man’s last romance.” – Oscar Wilde
- “Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.” – Franklin P. Jones
- “I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.” – Johnny Carson
- “Loving is like peeing in your pants – everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth.”
- “Love is loving what your lover loves.”
- “Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.” – Oscar Wilde
Hi Asha good jokes great
Really funny quotes :)
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