Bhukam se dar nahi lagta sahabтАж
Dar to sirf is baat ka hai kiтАж
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Ki kahi тАЬIDEAтАЭ ka tower na gir jaye,
Bichare IIN walo ki padhai ruk jayegiтАж
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SONG Jokes :
Mein tahera raha jamin chalne lagiтАж
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Kya ye mera pahela pahela pyar hai..
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Oye ! Lover ki aulaadтАж BhaagтАж Ye Bhukamp haiтАж
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Bhukam aane ke fayde !!!
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Saari ladakiya ghar se bahar dekhne ko milti hai.
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News Headline :
тАЬDaru pine walo se ye hai ki wo ye na samje ki Raat ki abhi utari nahi hai abhi tak, Kyu ki sach mein Jatake bhukamp ke hi haiтАЭ
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Bhukamp ke jatke se Bad par soyi hui Aurat niche gir jati hai.
Husband : Kya hua ?
Wife : Bhukamp ke jatake se mein gir gayi.
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Husband тАУ тАЬBhukamp ke jatake se tum gir gayi Ya Tumhare girne se Bhukamp aaya ?тАЭ
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Santa : YaarтАж ! UthтАж Bhukamp aa raha haiтАж Pura ghar hil raha hai. Jaldi uth..
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Banta : Soja soja, Ghar girega to makan malik ka nтАж Hum to kirayedar hai.
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2015 ke Bhukamp ke baad Bihar ke Government ko Ladkiyon ko LIPSTICK lagane par pabandi la deni chahiye.
Kyu kiтАж
Song : Tu lagave lu jab lipstic, Hilele pura DistrictтАж
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DonтАЩt worry guys, everything is fine.
Rajnikanth phone was on vibration..!!
Uski wajah se earthquake aa raha tha..!!
Settings changed now. Sorry for the inconvenience caused.
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Yaah i will be in with u