New Funny Bhukamp (Earthquake) Jokes in Hindi

Bhukam se dar nahi lagta sahab…
Dar to sirf is baat ka hai ki…
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Ki kahi “IDEA” ka tower na gir jaye,
Bichare IIN walo ki padhai ruk jayegi…
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SONG Jokes :
Mein tahera raha jamin chalne lagi…
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Kya ye mera pahela pahela pyar hai..
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Oye ! Lover ki aulaad… Bhaag… Ye Bhukamp hai…
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Bhukam aane ke fayde !!!
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Saari ladakiya ghar se bahar dekhne ko milti hai.
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News Headline :
“Daru pine walo se ye hai ki wo ye na samje ki Raat ki abhi utari nahi hai abhi tak, Kyu ki sach mein Jatake bhukamp ke hi hai”
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Bhukamp ke jatke se Bad par soyi hui Aurat niche gir jati hai.
Husband : Kya hua ?
Wife : Bhukamp ke jatake se mein gir gayi.
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Husband – “Bhukamp ke jatake se tum gir gayi Ya Tumhare girne se Bhukamp aaya ?”
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Santa : Yaar… ! Uth… Bhukamp aa raha hai… Pura ghar hil raha hai. Jaldi uth..
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Banta : Soja soja, Ghar girega to makan malik ka n… Hum to kirayedar hai.
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2015 ke Bhukamp ke baad Bihar ke Government ko Ladkiyon ko LIPSTICK lagane par pabandi la deni chahiye.
Kyu ki…
Song : Tu lagave lu jab lipstic, Hilele pura District…
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