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Home TOP 1000 ᐅ Jokes in Hindi - जोक्स पढ़ लिया तो लोट पोट हो जाओगे {Best} 500 Jokes in Hindi and Funniest Jokes in Hindi

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Funny Love Jokes

गर्ल : क्या तुम मुझे शादी के बाद भी इसी तरह प्यार करोंगे ?
बोय : वह तुम्हारे पति पर निर्भर करता है, वो करने देगा तो जरूर करुँगा ।

जो देते है लड़की को तोफे,
वो लेते है उनकी शादी में सोफे,
जो जाते है उनकी पीछे,
वो आते है कारों के नीचे,
जो कहेते है उनको “Jaanu”
वही बनते हैं उनके बच्चों के “MAAMU”

Funny qoutes

Call a girl beautiful 1,000 times
and she’ll never notice.

Call a girl fat once and she’ll never forget it.
That’s because elephants never forget.

पप्पु क्लास में हँस रहा था,

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एक लड़का बोला – “Stand up, कौन हो तुम ?”
पप्पु बोला – “पहेले ये बताओं के तुम कौन हो ?”
लड़का – “मै मोनिटर हूँ”
पप्पु बोला – “लो, तो फिर मैं CPU हूँ”
I’m so deep in the friend zone
that she sends me nudes for approval before they go out to other guys.
Nurse : Mubarak ho aap ke ghar ladka
paida hua hai.
Santa :
Wah… wah.. kya technology hai ! Biwi meri hospital hai,
aur Ladka mere ghar paida hua hai!!!
Kid: Mom! look at my drawing
Mom: Wow! what a great dinosaur you draw!
Kid: Mom don’t be ridiculous! that’s you!

एक आदमी  Mango Juice को ग्लास लेकर बैठा था । सान्ता आया और फटाक.. से Juice पी गया…
आदमी – “मेरी तो यार किस्मत ही खराब है, बच्चा फैल हो गया, बीवी दोस्त के साथ भाग गई, घर मै चोरी हो गई, आखीर में जब मरने के लिए Juice मैं ज़हर दाल कर रखा था, तो वो भी तू पी गया…”

I have a lot of jokes about
unemployed people,
BUT NONE OF THEM WORK

पप्पु : तुझे तैरने आता है ?

गप्पु : नहीं
पप्पु : तेरे से तो कुत्ता अच्छा है, जो तैर सकता है ।
गप्पु : तुझे आती है ?
पप्पु : हाँ…
गप्पु : तो तेरे मैं और कुत्ते मै क्या फरक है ।
Teacher: You know you cant sleep
in my class
Kid: but maybe if you were a little quieter I would
एक आदमी ने 100 बार खुन दान करके गीनीस वर्ल्ड रेकॉर्ड
बनाया,
ब्लड बेंक वालों ने उसकी पत्नी को ईनाम दिया,
यह कहते हुए कि – “आपने नहीं पिया तभी
तो हमने लिया”
लडका : आपकी सेंडल बहोत
अच्छी हैं ।
लड़की : हाँ, उतारु क्या ?
लड़का : चल पगली, इससे ज्यादा
अच्छी तो तेरी जिन्स है ।

Kid: Mom! look at my drawing
Mom: Wow! what a great dinosaur you draw!
Kid: Mom don’t be ridiculous! that’s you!

I love you.
.
I love you…
.
I love you…
.
I love you so much…
.
बस यही कहेना चाहती थी,

“हिर” “रान्जे” से, मगर बेचारी को English नहीं आती थी ।

Me: The police shot a thief in
the finger and he died.
Friend: How did he die if he was shot in the finger?
Me: His finger was in his nose!
भयानक जोक ऑफ 2015
फोन आया,
पहेला : हेलो,… रोशनी है
क्या ?
दूसरा : नहीं है…

पहेला : नहीं है तो मोमबत्ती जला
लो, हो जायेंगी !

अगर आप फ्री हो तो
कृपया फोन किजीए…
मेरे फोन में balance नहीं है, It’s urgent.
मुझे आपसे एक personal सलाह लेनी है.
.
.
.

“Taj Mahaj बीक रहा है खरीद लुं क्या ?”

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the same mistake tvice,
There are so
many new once.
Try a
different one each day.

By : “Swami Mistakanand”

Once Rajnikant played FM in mobile

1 Alien came at RAJNI’s home from sum galaxy and requested,

 

 

“मेरे लड़के की बोर्ड की Exam है थोडा धीरे बजाओ न”

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  1. manoj kumar meena says:
    6 years ago

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