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Home TOP 1000 ᐅ Jokes in Hindi - जोक्स पढ़ लिया तो लोट पोट हो जाओगे {Best} 500 Jokes in Hindi and Funniest Jokes in Hindi

Funny Jokes – Cold Drinks (Soda) – सोड़ा जोक्स

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in {Best} 500 Jokes in Hindi and Funniest Jokes in Hindi, TOP 1000 ᐅ Jokes in Hindi - जोक्स पढ़ लिया तो लोट पोट हो जाओगे, Top 1000+ Funny Jokes, Very Funny Jokes
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Funny Soda - Cold Drinks Jokes, सोड़ा जोक्स

एक लड़का शादी के लिए लड़की देखने को गया…
और उसका पहेला सवाल ही आखरी बन गया…
ऊसने पूछा – “आपको इंग्लीश फाती है…”
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लड़की – “सोड़ा हो तो इंग्लीश तो क्या देशी भी फाती है…”
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Funny Jokes – सांता सोड़ा सोप पर

एक बार सांता Cold Drinks की दुकान पर गया और दुकानदार से बोला –
“एक PEPSI की बॉटल खोलो भाई…”
दुकानदार ने खोल दी।

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फिर कहा, – “एक 7UP की बॉटल खोलना…”
दुकानदार ने खोल दी।

फिर कहा, – “एक SPRITE की बॉटल भी खोलना…”
दुकानदार ने खोल दी।

फिर कहा, – “एक LIMCA भी खोल दो…”
दुकानदार ने वह भी खोल दी।

बाद में बोला, – “एक MOUNTAIN DEW भी खोल दो यार…”

दुकानदार को गुस्सा आया और बोला –
“तू कौन सी पीएगा मेरे बाप…?”

सांता – “यार पीनी तो कोई नहीं है,
मुझे तो ये बॉटल खुलने का
आवाज बहुत पसंद है”
ठीससस… ठीससस… ठीससस…

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1 bar Santa Cold Drinks ki dukan par gya aur Dukandar se bola –
“1 PEPSI ki botal kholo bhai…”
Dukandar ne khol di…

Fir kaha – “ek 7UP ki botal kholna…”
Dukandar ne khol di…

Fir kaha – “1 SPRITE ki botal bhi kholna…”
Dukandar ne khol di…

Fir kaha – “Ek LIMCA bhi khol do…”
Dukandar ne khol di…

Bad mein bola – “1 MOUNTAIN DEW bhi khol do yaar…”

Dukan dar ko gussa aaya aur bola –
“Tu konsi piyega mere baap…?”

Santa – “Yar, Pini to koi nahi hai,
Muje to ye botal khulne ka
Aawaj bahot pasand hai”
Thisss… Thissss…. Thisss….

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