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काल भी उसका क्या करें – Maha Shivaratri Special Jokes 2021

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Maha Shivaratri Special Jokes : Funny Cate and Rat.

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चूहा भांग की चार गोटी खाकर मस्त था ।

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जय जय शिव शंकर, कांटा लगे ना कंकर

के प्याला तेरे नाम का पिया…

गाने पर झूम रहा था ।

बिल्ली बोली- “अगर ये शिवजी का मेला न होता तो आज मैं तुझे खा जाती ।”

चूहा – “अकाल मृत्यु वो मरे, जो कर्म करे चंडाल का
काल भी उसका क्या करें, जो भक्त हो महाकाल का”

जय महाकाल… हर हर महादेव….

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चली जा… चली जा वर्ना लोग कहेंगे कि, भांग के नशे में औरत पे हाथ उठा दिया ।

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Chuha Bhang ki char goti khakar mast tha.

Jai Jai shiv Shankar, Kanta lage na kankar, ke pyala tere naam ka piya…

Gane par jhoom rha tha.

Billi boli : “Agar ye Shivji ka mela na hota to aaj me tuje kha jaati.”

Chuha : “Akal Mrutyu wo mare, Jo karm kare Chandal ka,
Kaal bhi uska kya karein, Jo Bhakt ho Mahakal ka”

Jai Mahakal. Har Har Mahadev…

Chali Ja… Chali ja… Varna log kahenge ki, “Bhang ke nashe me aurat pe haath utha diya.”

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Comments 6

  1. Saurabh yadav says:
    5 years ago

    Jai mahakal

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  2. Pankaj Panjiyar says:
    6 years ago

    How funny

    Reply
  3. Nisha says:
    6 years ago

    Hahahaha… Superb…. Jai mahakal…

    Reply
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