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Best ONE and TWO Line Whatsapp Status

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I have share Best and Superb Whatsapp status in one line or two line. Now Set your Whatsapp status in hindi. Here also available love Shayari, Sad, Funny, Quotes, Attitude. Let’s see below Best one or two line Whatsapp Status.

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The Best Whatsapp Status

खामोश रही वो तितली, थे जिसके रंग हज़ार…
कौआ करता रहा शोर, न जाने किस गुमान पर..
Khamosh rahi wo titli, The jiske rang hajar…
Kauwa karta raha shor, Na jane kis guman par…
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My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day.
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मिट्टी का बना हूँ… महक उठूंगा… बस तू एक बार बेइँतहा ‘बरस’ के तो देख…
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किसने किस को छोडा क्या फर्क पड़ता है.? हाँ तन्हा तुम भी हुए और हम भी….
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ज़ज्बा होता है कुछ कर गुजरने का, यू हीं नहीं लोग मिसाल बनते हैं..
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उसके खत जला कर, राख़ का सुरमा आँखों में लगा लिया,
अब मुझे इश्क़ की नज़र नहीं लगेगी !!!
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After getting drunk, bachelor of technology turns into master of philosophy.
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चलो मर जाते हैं तुम पर…!! बताओ दफ़न करोगे सीने में…?
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Please Wait… My status is loading…
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मैं अपनी सुबह शाम यूँ ही गुजार लेता हूँ, जो भी ज़ख्म मिलते हैं कागज़ पे उतार लेता हूँ…
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Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.
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जिनकी याद में हम दीवाने हो गए, उनकी नज़र में हम पुराने हो गए…
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Too busy to update a status. 0_o
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अब कहाँ ज़रुरत है हाथों में पत्थर उठाने की, तोड़ने वाले तो दिल जुबां से ही तोड़ दिया करते हैं…
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When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often.
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One and Two line Status

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“अगर सो रहे हो तो जाग जाओ,
ख्वाबो की दुनिया अगर तूमने देख भी ली तो,
इन्हें पूरा करने को हकीकत की जमीन पर आना ही पड़ेगा..”
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याददाश्त का कमज़ोर होना… बुरी बात नहीं है जनाब….
बड़े बेचैन रहते है वो लोग… जिन्हे हर बात याद रहती
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Whatsapp Love Status 2 line

Status for Save Nature :
महबूबा का नाम पेड़ पर खुरदने से बहेतर है… कि
अपनी महबूबा के नाम का एक पेड़ लगा दीजिए ।
पर्यावरण की सुरक्षा भी हो जायेंगी…
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When I miss you I re-read our old conversations and smile like an idiot.
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My silence/smile is just another word for my pain.
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कोशिश तो बहुत की समझदार बनने की…
लेकिन खुशी हमेशा पागलपन करने से ही मिली…
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The most painful goodbye’s are those which were never said and never explained.
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Na Shauk Deedar Ka… Na fikar judai ki…  Bade Kush Naseeb Hain Vo log jo ishq Nahi Karte…
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रूलाया ना कर हर बात पर ए जिन्दगी, जरूरी नहीं सबकी किस्मत में चुप कराने वाले हों….
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I don’t have dirty mind, I have sexy imagination.
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इश्क है या इबादत अब कुछ समझ नहीं आता… एक खुबसूरत ख्याल हो तुम जो दिल से नहीं जाता…
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ताल्लुक कौन रखता है किसी नाक़ाम से लेकिन, मिले जो क़ामयाबी सारे रिश्ते बोल पड़ते हैं
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One line Attitude Status

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If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life.
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Love me or hate me I’m still gonna shine.
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रहते हैं आस-पास ही, लेकिन साथ नहीं होते…
कुछ लोग जलते हैं मुझसे, बस खाक नहीं होते…
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Kam to hum HERO wala karte hai..
Bas “Tarika” or “Tevar” Hamare vilen wale hai..!!
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Kutte bhonkte hai.. Zinda hone ka ehsas dilane k liye,
Jungle ka sanata… Sher ki mauzudgi baya karta hai.
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Ek alag si pehchaan banane ki aadat hai humein,
Zakhm ho jitna gehra utna muskurane ki aadat hai humein…
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All good girls and boys go to heaven that’s why I wasn’t invited.
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Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.
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Don’t hate me bcoz i’m pretty hate me bcoz ur bf thinks so.
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Don’t tease me if u cant please me.
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Don’t u wish ur gf was hot lyk me.
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Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
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Expect the best, b prepared 4 the worst, fu#k what others think n do ur own thing.
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Eyes pop, jaws drop, hearts stop, yeah, thats right I’m here.
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God loves you but everyone else thinks you’re a jerk.
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Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I’ll take over.
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I can have another u is a minute.
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I did it bcoz i can, i can bcoz i want 2, i want 2 bcoz u said i cudn’t.
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I don’t have a cow so I don’t need your bull.
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I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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I don’t have an attitude problem.. It’s supposed to be like this.
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I don’t need a license 2 kick u…I can do it anytime.
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I don’t need ur attitude, i hav 1 of my own.
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I may be bad, but i’m perfectly gud 8 it.
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I’m an angel, the horns are just there to keep the halo straight.
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I’m not a has-been I’m a will-be.
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I’m not conceited, i’m simply aware of my sexy self.
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I’m not totally useless, I can still be used as an example of uselessness!
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I’m patient wid stupidity, but not with those who r proud of it.
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I’m the Dream, u r the Dreamer.
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It’s all about me, deal with it bitch.
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It’s all abt mind n matter.. I don’t mind , u dont matter
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It’s not an attitude.. it’s the way I am.
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It’s not my attitude it’s my style..
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Jealousy is a terrible disease, get well soon.
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My looks, my smile, my style everything about me drives u wild.
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Plz dn’t interrupt me whl i’m ignoring u.
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 Funny WhatsApp Status one or two line

You cry, I cry, …you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder!!
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Never steal. The government hates competition.
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Save paper, don’t do home work.
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Life is Short – Talk Fast…..
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Comments 47

  1. jony says:
    7 years ago

    Superrrr…duerr….Hittttt….Status.

    Reply
  2. vk safipuri says:
    7 years ago

    Apni Surat par itna mat itra Pagli
    Ye to char din ki hasti hai,
    Teri surat bhi tab tak mast hai,
    Jab tak Fair & Lovely sasti hai…vk….

    Reply
    • Arti yadav Bhrugunath says:
      5 years ago

      Are yrr kmal hai tu .dhoti fad ke rumal hai tu . Ab kya kru teri tarife chand taro se v lajvab hai tu

      Reply
      • Anjali... says:
        4 years ago

        🤞🏻ᴹˢᵀ ᴴᴴ

    • Single Babu says:
      4 years ago

      Excellent

      Reply
  3. musir says:
    7 years ago

    DekH #PaGLi BhALE Hi Tu #Blueyes Ki TarhA #CutE Lagti Ho..
    Pr Tu #Beautiful Tb Tk NhI Jb tk TeRe #YoYo HaM NhI…

    Reply
    • Pitambar says:
      5 years ago

      Nyc

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