Behtarin New Funny SMS in hindi 2015

Ek Vyapari kapde ki dukaan par Pent kharidane gya.
Dukandar bola – “500 Rs.”
Vyapari – “Itna sara bhav ?, Thik hai to Silai ki kya guarantee hai ?”
Dukandar – “Sir, aap Building ke 5th floor se kudo, hath pair tutenge, par silai nahi tutegi” Guarantee…
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Shadi ko aisa ghar dekho –
Jaha Swasur maldar ho,
Sala Single haddi ho,
Aur Sans behal ho,
Aur Bivi jaisi bhi ho
Par.
Sali maal kamal ho
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Meine tumhe chala Laila samaj kar,
Meine tumhe chaha Laila samaj kar,
Tere Baap ne muje latka diya
Thaila samaj kar…