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Home TOP 1000 ᐅ Jokes in Hindi - जोक्स पढ़ लिया तो लोट पोट हो जाओगे {Best} 500 Jokes in Hindi and Funniest Jokes in Hindi

2019 Election Jokes – Promising before Election Hindi Jokes

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Very Funny Jokes on “Promising Leaders before Election ” – Election 2019 Very Funniest Jokes in Hindi.

Election 2019 Very Funniest Jokes in Hindi

मच्छर (मच्छरी से) – डार्लिंग कल मैं तुम्हारे लिये शेर का शिकार कर के लाऊँगा

मच्छरी – ठीक है, अब सो जाओ…

मच्छर – डार्लिंग कल मैं हाथी को काटूँगा और उसका सारा खून तुम्हारे लिये लेकर आऊँगा

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मच्छरी – अच्छा अब सो जाओ…

मच्छर – शायद तुम मुझ पर भरोसा नहीं कर रहीं, चलो कल मैं तुम्हें 100 तोले की चेन लाकर दूँगा

मच्छरी – अब चैन से सोने भी दोगे या नहीं, कितनी बार कहा है कि, चुनाव में खड़े नेताओं को काटने के बाद घर मत आया करों…

Machchar (Machchri se): Darling kal me tumhare liye sher ka shikar kar ke lauga.

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Machchri: Thik hai, Ab so jao…

Machchar: Darling kal mein Hathi ko katuga aur uska sara khoon tumhare liye lekar aauga.

Machchri: Achcha ab so jao.

Machchar: Sayad tum muj par bharosa nahi kar rhi,

Chalo Kal mein tumhein 100 tole ki chain lakar dunga.

Machchari: Ab chain se sone bhi doge ya nahi,

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Kitni bar kaha hai ki,

Chunav me khade netao ko katne ke bad ghar mat aaya karo…

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