Very sad News…
Is Duniya mein Meggi hi ek aisi Female thi jo,
2 minite mein taiyar ho jati thi.
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Ab us par bhi rok laga diya gaya.
Humne “Chris Gayle” ko ek taraf se DOVE se dhoya,
Fir.
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Fir hamein DOVE ko 2 bar dusre DOVE se dhona pada…
Ek jaroori suchna,
Jo Log Pesab karte hue Divar par lage kachre ko Bahane ki kosis karte hai,
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Unka bhi “Swachh Bharat Abhiyan” mein Yogdan mana jayega.
Breaking News…
Bijali ki katouti ke karan Mobile nahi ho payenge Charge,
IIN walo ki Pariksha radd…
Teacher : Ye batao ki Murgi aapko kya deti hai ?
Student : Anda.
Teacher : Good, Ye batao ki Ped aapko kya dete hai ?
Student : Fruit.
Teacher : Very good ! Ab Ye batao ki Moti Bhens aapko kya deti hai ?
Student : Homework !
Aaj kal ki ladkiyon ko White Horse par baithe Raj Kumar ki Jagah,
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BMW mein baitha hua Gadha bhi aa jaye to chalta hai.
Aapko andaja nahi hai ki meri Mohabbat kitni rangeen thi,
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Pyar ka pata chalte hi Mere Baap ne mere Gaal Laal Kar diye aur
Uske Baap ne Uske Hath Pile kar diye.
Ek aadmi DVD dekh raha tha,
Thodi der mein wo jor jor se chikhne laga –
“Nahi……….., Ghode pe se mat utar,
Gode par se mat utar sale,
Marega Tu, Kutte ki maut marega”
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Utne mein uski Bivi aayi aur boli – “Kya hua ? Kyu chilla rahe ho ?, Kya dekh rahe ho ?”
Addmi – “Hamari Shadi ki DVD”
Shadi karne ke bad aur Mobile lene ke bad,
1 hi afsos hota hai
“Sala kuch din aur ruk gye hote to Accha Model Mil jata”
Santa – “Yar mein bahot pareshan hu, meri Bivi 1 Kiss ka 1 Rupiya leti hai”
Banta – “Yar tu to nasibvala hai ki tujse 1 Rupiya leti hai, Dusro se to wo 5 Rupiya leti hai”
Girl (Inspector Santa se) – “Sahab mere pati 2 din pahele Aalu-Tamatar lene gaye the, Aur abhi tak wapas nahi aaye, Kuch kijiye sahab…”
Ispector Santa – “Tum kuch or bana lo”
1 Takla Pati bina collar ki T’Shirt pahenta hai aur apni Bivi se puchta hai…
“Mein kaisa lag raha hu ?”
Bivi – “Jane do na ji”
Pati – “Batao n, Me kaisa Lag raha hu ?”
Bivi – “Chodo na”
Pati – “Please batao na”
Bivi – “Aisa lag raha hai jaise, Fate hue Mauje se Anghuta bahar nikal raha ho”
