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Home TOP 1000 ᐅ Jokes in Hindi - जोक्स पढ़ लिया तो लोट पोट हो जाओगे Best 500+ WhatsApp Jokes, Very Funny Jokes for WhatsApp

Whatsapp Funniest Jokes – Funny जोक्स

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Very sad News…
Is Duniya mein Meggi hi ek aisi Female thi jo,
2 minite mein taiyar ho jati thi.
.
Ab us par bhi rok laga diya gaya.

whatsapp funny jokes

Humne “Chris Gayle” ko ek taraf se DOVE se dhoya,
Fir.
.
.
.
Fir hamein DOVE ko 2 bar dusre DOVE se dhona pada…

Ek jaroori suchna,
Jo Log Pesab karte hue Divar par lage kachre ko Bahane ki kosis karte hai,
.
Unka bhi “Swachh Bharat Abhiyan” mein Yogdan mana jayega.

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Breaking News…
Bijali ki katouti ke karan Mobile nahi ho payenge Charge,
IIN walo ki Pariksha radd…

Teacher : Ye batao ki Murgi aapko kya deti hai ?
Student : Anda.
Teacher : Good, Ye batao ki Ped aapko kya dete hai ?
Student : Fruit.
Teacher : Very good ! Ab Ye batao ki Moti Bhens aapko kya deti hai ?
Student : Homework !

Aaj kal ki ladkiyon ko White Horse par baithe Raj Kumar ki Jagah,
.
.
.
BMW mein baitha hua Gadha bhi aa jaye to chalta hai.

Aapko andaja nahi hai ki meri Mohabbat kitni rangeen thi,
.
Pyar ka pata chalte hi Mere Baap ne mere Gaal Laal Kar diye aur
Uske Baap ne Uske Hath Pile kar diye.

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Ek aadmi DVD dekh raha tha,
Thodi der mein wo jor jor se chikhne laga –
“Nahi……….., Ghode pe se mat utar,
Gode par se mat utar sale,
Marega Tu, Kutte ki maut marega”
.
Utne mein uski Bivi aayi aur boli – “Kya hua ? Kyu chilla rahe ho ?, Kya dekh rahe ho ?”

Addmi – “Hamari Shadi ki DVD”

Shadi karne ke bad aur Mobile lene ke bad,
1 hi afsos hota hai
“Sala kuch din aur ruk gye hote to Accha Model Mil jata”

Santa – “Yar mein bahot pareshan hu, meri Bivi 1 Kiss ka 1 Rupiya leti hai”
Banta – “Yar tu to nasibvala hai ki tujse 1 Rupiya leti hai, Dusro se to wo 5 Rupiya leti hai”

Girl (Inspector Santa se) – “Sahab mere pati 2 din pahele Aalu-Tamatar lene gaye the, Aur abhi tak wapas nahi aaye, Kuch kijiye sahab…”
Ispector Santa – “Tum kuch or bana lo”

1 Takla Pati bina collar ki T’Shirt pahenta hai aur apni Bivi se puchta hai…
“Mein kaisa lag raha hu ?”
Bivi – “Jane do na ji”
Pati – “Batao n, Me kaisa Lag raha hu ?”
Bivi – “Chodo na”
Pati – “Please batao na”
Bivi – “Aisa lag raha hai jaise, Fate hue Mauje se Anghuta bahar nikal raha ho”

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