New Latest Husband Wife Jokes in hindi

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Wife : Jab mein mar jaungi to tum kya karoge ?
Husband : Mein bhi mar jaunga !
Wife : Kyo ?
Husband : Jyada khusi se aadmi mar hi jata hai !!!
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Ek bewakuf Pati ne apni Patni se pucha “Batao Shadi mein dulha Ghodi ki Jagha Gadhe par chadkar kyo nahi aata ?
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Patni turant boli “Taki Dulhan ek sath Do-Do Gadho ko dekh kar behosh na ho jaye !”
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Husband : Samaj mein nahi aa raha ki tum “Kutta” hi kyo kharidna chahti ho ?
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Wife : Isliye ki aapke Office mein chale jane ke bad mere aage piche ghumne wala koi to ho.
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Wife : Jante ho Sangeet mein kitni Shakti hai ?
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Husband : Kitni ?
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Wife : Sangeet mein itni Shakti hai ki Paani bhi Garam ho sakta hai !
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Husband : Arey yaar, Jab Tumhara gana sunkar mera khoon khoul uthta hai to ye Paani kya chiz hai !!!
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