1000* New Funny Whatsapp Status


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  • You have the perfect face for radio.
  • You look like a before picture.
  • You Don’t Know Something? Google It. You Don’t Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can’t Find Something? Mom!
  • Yeah you’re really pretty, pretty stupid
  • Why 90% girls are stupid- By Stupid Girl.
  • Well I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
  • Trust me you will dance- Alcohol
  • Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it’s wide use three fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.
  • The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
  • The most important Shareholder in your life is you.
  • Stop thinking too much, it’s all right not to know all the answers.
  • Someone on his status “Sleeping” …since 3 Days! He’s Probably dead. 
  • Silent people have the craziest minds.
  • Save Water, Drink Beer!!
  • Rules are made to be break.
  • People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. ;-)
  • People said to follow your dreams so i went back to bed.
  • Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
  • Open Books, Not Legs. Blow Minds, Not Guy
  • Only you can work better.
  • Only brain is works more…if you use it more.
  • On the internet you can be anything you want, it’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.
  • No one is the reason of your happiness expect you yourself.
  • My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
  • Marriage means silent suicide.
  • Marriage is the main cause for divorce.
  • Life is short smile while you still have teeth.
  • Life is onetime offers use it well.
  • Keep calm, stay happy.
  • Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror :P
  • Is it vodka o’clock yet?
  • If you smile when no one is around, you really mean it :)
  • If you can’t the thing, Move on: D
  • If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
  • I’m too shy at first but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.
  • I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card
  • I was pro life before I met you.
  • I like when you smile, but I love it when I’m the reason.
  • I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.
  • I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice.
  • I don’t get drunk, i get awesome.
  • I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
  • I am a ninja, no, you are not. Did you see me do that? Do what? “Exactly”.
  • Great power comes with great electricity bills.
  • God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me :P
  • Follow your heart but take your brain with you.
  • Everything is rightly confused.
  • Everyone wants to park their vehicles in shade but no one wants to grow trees.
  • Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
  • Enjoy your life–there’s is plenty of time to be dead.
  • Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
  • Do you still hate me?? I don’t care!!
  • Do what you Love, does is matter what are you doing?
  • Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed.
  • Brains are wonderful, why don’t have everyone.
  • Always respects your self-respect and be proud.
  • All my life a thought air was free…Until I bought a bag of chips.
  • A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”
  • 80% boys have a girlfriend and rest have a brain..
  • 3 mistakes of everyone’s life–Facebook, Twitter and Whatsapp
  • 3 AM my cell is ringing…hey there you asleep??  No I’m Skydiving.



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