Funniest Paani Puri (Bhel Puri) Jokes (पानी पूरी जोक्स)

Ek Paani puri wale ka menu…
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Paani puri : 5 Rs.
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Special Paani puri : 10 Rs.
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Extra Special Paani puri : 15 Rs.
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Double Extra Special Paani puri : 20 Rs.
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Triple Extra Special Paani puri : 25 Rs.
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Multi Special Paani puri : 40 Rs.
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Special “Sunday” Paani puri : 100 Rs.
(Only Sunday)
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Paani puri ki test chakhne ke liye roj mein alag alag paani puri khane laga.
Par muje sabhi din paani puri ke swaad mein koi farak nahi laga.
Isliye meine pucha – “Sabhi Paani puri ka to ek jaisa test hai, To fir roj alag alag Price kyu hai ?”
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Paani puri wala –
Paani puri matalab Paani puri Sirf 5 Rs.
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Special Paani puri matalab – “Sirf chammach dhoya hua.”
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Extra Special Paani puri matalab – “Chammach aur Dish dono hi dhoye hue.”
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Double Special Paani puri matalab – “Paani puri dene ke pahele Haath dhoye hue.”
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Itna bolkar wo Paani puri wala chup ho gya….
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Par mujse raha nahi gaya meine puch hi liya “To fir Sunday Special Matalab?”
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Paani Puri wala –
“Sunday ko mein nahata hu, Isliye Sunday Special”