100* Fathers Day Quotes

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Happy Fathers Day

“Dad” A son’s first Hero. A daughters first Love.

A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow.

Meaning of Father :
F – Forever with his family.
A – Always there for you no mater what.
T – The only one whose there.
H – He’s my Hero till the end.
E – Encouraging in everything i do.
R – Really the only one… no one can beat him he is the best!!!
Happy Fathers Day

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. – Anonymous

A Father is one whose daughter marries a man who is vastly her inferior, but then gives birth to unbelievably brilliant grandchildren. – Anonymous

At the very least, Fathers Day should mean unlimited channel surfing. – Melanie White

Father’s Day is coming, but I figure, why get a tie for a guy who only goes out to the liquor store? – David Letterman

Father’s Day, when you get that lethal combination of alcohol and new power tools. – David Letterman

For Father’s Day we got my dad a t-shirt that says “Do Not Resuscitate.” He wears it whenever mom takes him to the ballet.  – Greg Tamblyn

Happy Fathers Day, Dad! I wouldn’t trade you for anything. Of course, nobody’s offered me anything. – Melanie White

I asked my dad for a BB gun, but he said we were a tribe of worriers, not warriors. – Hilary Price

I got my Dad a GPS for Father’s Day. Now someone other than my mom can tell him where to go. – Melanie White

I got my dad one of those typical Fathers Day cards. You know, with a picture of a hunting coat hanging on a peg, a duck decoy and some golf clubs leaning in the corner. Perfect card for him, because there’s nothing Dad loves more than going out in the woods on a frosty morning and beating ducks to death with a 4-iron. – Daniel Liebert

I have mixed emotions when I receive my Father’s Day gifts. I’m glad my children remember me. I’m disappointed they think I dress like that. – Mike Dugan

I know that if my mom fell and screamed for help, my dad would jump right up to rescue her as soon as it was halftime. – Bruce Cameron

I tried to get my dad what he really wants for Father’s Day, but Jennifer Lawrence wouldn’t return my calls. – Melanie White

I would give my dad what he really wants on Father’s Day, but I can’t afford to move out yet. – Melanie White

If it wasn’t for Father’s Day, my dad would only have two ties in his closet. – Melanie White

Just once on Father’s Day I wish my kids would give me a #1 Dad mug instead of one with my actual ranking. – Andy Borowitz

My dad taught me everything I know. It’s not very much, but that’s all I know. – Bubba Watson, pro golfer

My father doesn’t care about being king of the castle as long as he’s king of the remote. – Melanie White

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. – Spike Milligan

On Father’s Day, I’m doing something for my dad that he’s wanted for years. I’m getting a job. – Melanie White

One day my boys will wise up and realize they get to stay up playing video games only as long as I’m winning. – Aristotles

Remember: What dad really wants is a nap. Really… – Dave Barry

The greatest advantage mothers have over fathers, is knowing which children really belong to them. – Ham on Wry ‏@HeyZeus666

You got love dads. At my wedding, when I tripped on my wedding dress and fell flat on my face, Dad said, “Don’t worry, you’ll do better next time.” – Melanie White