Okay, So we have brought to you today, Absolutely new, having fun and Attitudes WhatsApp Status.
- Your WhatsApp status say’s online …..If your online then why aren’t you texting me.
- Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad. True story.
- You can’t put a value on a human life, but my wife’s life insurance company made a pretty fair offer.
- Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.
- Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to Monday????
- We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like.
- Waiting for Wi-Fi network.
- Tried to loose weight…….But it keeps finding me.
- Tip to avoid car insurance……….Join Facebook and never leave home.
- They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!! Soon I will be a genius.
- Sorry vegetarians we can’t pretend
- Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy.
- SI unit of ignorance = “seen”
- Should transformers take car insurance or life insurance…..
- Second chances are for losers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.
- People r like music some say the truth and rest, just noise.
- One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
- My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity.
- My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.
- My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
- Love marriage is like dancing in front of snake and asking him to bite.
- Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my WhatsApp Status…
- Lazy People Fact #5812672793. You were too lazy to read that number.
- Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.
- If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a French cat.
- If procrastination was an Olympic event, I’d compete in it later.
- I’m looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
- I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
- I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens, keys, smart phone, my temper and even my mind.
- I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar Card (or in matrimonial sites)!!!!
- I will be back before you pronounce aslkfjlsajflj.
- I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge”
- I took IQ test… results were negative
- I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted paychecks.
- I started out with nothing and i still have most of it.
- I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic.
- I just saved lot of money by “LIC life insurance”… By not having any.
- I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.
- I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.
- I can see you checking my Whatsapp Status. B)
- I am not questioning your honour. I am denying its existence.
- Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing”.
- Give a man fish and you’ll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you can then stick him with a huge amount of fishing School loans.
- Galileo: Great mind…, Einstein: genius mind…, Newton: Extraordinary mind…, Bill Gates: Brilliant mind…, ME: Never Mind.
- Fun is like life insurance. The older you get the more it cost’s.
- Formula for success… under promise and over deliver…
- Even Romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.
- Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.
- CGPA available for adoption… can’t raise it myself.
- At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days: Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food
- Always remember you are UNIQUE… just like everybody else.
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