51 Updated WhatsApp Attitude and Funny Status

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Nowadays people want to keep their WhatsApp every day with new status.

Okay, So we have brought to you today, Absolutely new, having fun and Attitudes WhatsApp Status.

 

  • Your WhatsApp status say’s online …..If your online then why aren’t you texting me.
  • Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad. True story.
  • You can’t put a value on a human life, but my wife’s life insurance company made a pretty fair offer.
  • Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.
  • Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to Monday????
  • We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like.
  • Waiting for Wi-Fi network.
  • Tried to loose weight…….But it keeps finding me.
  • Tip to avoid car insurance……….Join Facebook and never leave home.
  • They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!! Soon I will be a genius.
  • Sorry vegetarians we can’t pretend
  • Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy.
  • SI unit of ignorance = “seen”
  • Should transformers take car insurance or life insurance…..
  • Second chances are for losers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.
  • People r like music some say the truth and rest, just noise.
  • One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
  • My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity.
  • My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.
  • My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
  • Love marriage is like dancing in front of snake and asking him to bite.
  • Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my WhatsApp Status
  • Lazy People Fact #5812672793. You were too lazy to read that number.
  • Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.
  • If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a French cat.
  • If procrastination was an Olympic event, I’d compete in it later.
  • I’m looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
  • I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
  • I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens, keys, smart phone, my temper and even my mind.
  • I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar Card (or in matrimonial sites)!!!!
  • I will be back before you pronounce aslkfjlsajflj.
  • I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge”
  • I took IQ test… results were negative
  • I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted paychecks.
  • I started out with nothing and i still have most of it.
  • I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic.
  • I just saved lot of money by “LIC life insurance”… By not having any.
  • I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.
  • I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.
  • I can see you checking my Whatsapp Status. B)
  • I am not questioning your honour. I am denying its existence.
  • Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing”.
  • Give a man fish and you’ll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you can then stick him with a huge amount of fishing School loans.
  • Galileo: Great mind…, Einstein: genius mind…, Newton: Extraordinary mind…, Bill Gates: Brilliant mind…, ME: Never Mind.
  • Fun is like life insurance. The older you get the more it cost’s.
  • Formula for success… under promise and over deliver…
  • Even Romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.
  • Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.
  • CGPA available for adoption… can’t raise it myself.
  • At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days: Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food
  • Always remember you are UNIQUE… just like everybody else.

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