Husband wife new latest jokes in hindi

Wife Husband se : Suniye ji wo Aadmi jo daru pikar naach
raha hai na Meine use 10 sal pahele Reject kar diya tha.

Husband : O teri… Ab pata
chala ki wo sala abhi tak Celebrate kar raha hai…
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Gujarati Husband Dant ghis raha hota hai tab uski wife Pyar se paas aakar
puchti hai.
Hum new car konsi lenge ?
Husband (Dant Giste giste) : Aavdi kutri…
Wife (Gusse se) : Tum kutte, Tumari bahen kutti, Tumara bhai
kutta, Tumare….

Husband (Jaldi se thukkar) :
Arey AUDI Q3 car lenge…
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Wife : Jab aap Desi Pikar aate hai tab muje ‘Paro’ Kahte
hai.
Jab English Pikar aate hai tab ‘Darling’ Kahte hai.
Par aapne muje aaj ‘Chudeil’ Aur ‘Bhootni’ kyo kaha ?

 

Husband : Aaj “Sprite” Pikar aaya hu “Sidhi Bat No Bakwas”
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“Biviya aati hai ‘Hir ki tarah’
Lagti hai ‘Khir ki tarah’
Aur aakhir mein Halat kar deti hai
‘Fakir ki tarah’