Very Very Funny SMS in hindi 2015

Mat mila naye dost aye khuda,
Ye hame Barbaad karte hai,
Ham to har roj inpe SMS ki bauchaar karte hai,
Aur ye…
Sale 50 paise ke liye bhi vichar karte hai…
Aur ab to Whatsapp bhi aa chuka hai
Fir bhi sale kanjoosi ki sari had paar kate ha
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Hum tumpe itna DYING, Jitna SEE mein LAYING,
Aakash mein panchi FLYING, Bhanware bagiyan mein GAYING,
Hum kabse yuhi CRYING

But Why Tum Not REPLYING…. ?
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Ummid ki shama Dil mein na Jalana,
Is Jahan se alag Duniya basana,
Aaj mud mein tha to SMS kar diya,
Par Roj intejaar mein palkey na bichana…
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Pappu Tapasya kar raha tha.
Bhagwaan aaye aur bole – “Tumhari tapasya safal hui, Mango kya chaiye”
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Utne mein Papu bola – “Bhagwaan System se chaliye, Tapasya bhang karne ke liye apsaraye aati hai uska kya hua.”