Very Very Funny Latest Hindi Jokes

Vyapari – “Bhagwan tu muje 100 Rs. dega to mein 50 Rs. tumhe chadaunga !”
Kuch der bad use 50 Rs. pade mile.
Vyapari – “Kya Bhagwan ! Itna bhi bharosa nahi tha, Apna pahele hi kaat liya !”
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Hello meri aawaj aa rahi hai…
Hello… Hello… Hello.. Hello,

Hello, Kya aawaj nahi aa rahi hai ?
Ab.. Ab…, Ab…
Ab… Ab bhi nahi… ?
Abey dhakkan, Ye SMS hai !
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Jab tumne Janam liya to,..
Swarg mein khusiyan manayi gayi !
Pariyon ne bhi pathakey phode !
Devi-Devta bhi prashanna ho gaye.
Bad mein raat ko sab gahri sans lekar bole ×
“Chalo picha chuta !!!”