50 Funny Love Quotes – Very very funny love quotes give by great human’s

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  1. “Love is being stupid together.” – Paul Valery
  2. “Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.” – Natasha Leggero
  3. “A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.” – Les Dawson
  4. “I’m now making a Jewish porno film. 10% sex, 90% guilt.” – Henny Youngman
  5. “Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.” – W. Somerset Maugham
  6. “First love is a kind of vaccination which saves man from catching the complaint the second time.” – Honore de Balzac
  7. “It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.” – Lucille Ball
  8. “Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby– awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.” – Lemony Snicket
  9. “My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me.” – Garry Shandling
  10. “Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.” – Richard Jeni
  11. “My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.” – Rodney Dangerfield
  12. “I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner
  13. “It is easier to love humanity as a whole than to love one’s neighbor.” – Eric Hoffer
  14. “Love; A temporary insanity curable by marriage.” – Ambrose Bierce
  15. “I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.” – Groucho Marx
  16. Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener – Pauline Thomason
  17. “Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.” – Woody Allen
  18. “If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something.” – Fran Lebowitz
  19. “Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.” – Unknown
  20. “People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.” – Bob Hope
  21. “You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.” – Hussein Nishah
  22. “You could empty the trash and my love for you still wouldn’t fit inside. But just because it won’t fit, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t empty the trash.” – Jarod Kintz
  23. “A man, who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him.” – Unknown
  24. “I love you and it’s getting worse.” – Joseph E. Morris
  25. “Being a good husband is like being a stand–up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner.” – Jerry Seinfeld
  26. “I love you like a fat kid loves cake.” – Scott Adams
  27. “You call it madness, but I call it love.” – Don Byas
  28. “The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.” – G.K. Chesterton
  29. “If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people” – Jarod Kintz
  30. Only time can heal your broken heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs.
  31. “Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.” – Richard Jeni
  32. “Love is liked faucet, it turns off and on.” – Billie Holiday
  33. “I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.” – Russell Brand
  34. “To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone.” – Jarod Kintz
  35. “Love is hiding who you are at all times. It’s wearing make–up to bed and going downstairs to Burger King to poop.” – Unknown
  36. “”You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.” – Hussein Nishah
  37. “To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.” – Oscar Wilde
  38. “Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.” – Natasha Leggero
  39. “Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.” – Woody Allen
  40. “Love thy neighbor – and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.” – Mae West
  41. “My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.” – Joan Rivers
  42. “Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers.” – Richard Pryor
  43. “There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.” – Chris Rock
  44. “To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.” – Oscar Wilde
  45. “Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.” – Albert Einstein
  46. “Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.” – Albert Einstein
  47. “”I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner
  48. “Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.” – Jules Renard
  49. “A happy man marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he marries.”
  50. “Love is like war, easy to begin but hard to end.” – Leo Buscaglia