New Teacher Student’s Funny Jokes

Teacher ne Ghade ke samne ek Daru ki Botal Aur ek Pani ki
Botal rakh di…
.
Gadha Pani pi gaya…!
.
Teacher ne Baccho se pucha “Tum sabne isse kya sikha ?”

 

1 Baccha bola “Medam Jo Daru nahi pita wo Gadha hai”
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Sanskrit Teacher :
What is the meaning of ‘Tamso Maa Jyotirgamaya’
Student Said :
“Tu So Ja Maa, Main Jyoti ke Ghar Ja Raha hu”
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Student Said to Teacher :
“Everyone goes with the flow but the one who goes against the flow becomes remarkable in life…” aisa Vivekanandji ne kaha hai !
Lekin me pura samjau usse pahle hi Traffic Police ne mera challan kaat diya… !!!