Solid Short Lines Jokes in Hindi

Solid short Lines :
 
Laparwah Dosto ko SMS karne se behtar hai…
Kutte ko Patthar Mar lo, Kam se kam Jawab to dega.
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Ladkiya bhi Ajib hoti hai.
Taiyar hone ke liya parlor jati hai Aur…
Parlor Jane ke liye bhi Taiyar hoti hai.
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Kaun Kaheta hai ki Sirf Mohabat me hi Dard Hota hai.
Kambakht…
Abhi darwaje mein Ungli Dalo to Pata chale kya hota hai.!
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Jab Tak Zinda hu SMS karta rahunga,
Jis din na karu to Samaj lena..
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Ki Agle din karuga..
Aur kya Soch rahe the…. Mar hi Daloge kya Jalimo.
Abhi meri umra hi kya hui he to mein maru?
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Agar aap kahi jaa rahe ho aur ‘Kali Billi’ aapke aage se
gujre to uska matalab.
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