Chutti Chahiye – New Latest Teacher Student Jokes in hindi 2015

Student (Teacher ko) : Mere Dadaji expire ho gaye hai, Muje chutti chahiye.
Teacher : Thik hai aaj mein tuje chutti deta hu.
Thode dino ke bad…
Student : Sir, Meri Dadi expire ho gayi hai. Muje aaj chutti do.
Teacher : Ok, jaa… !
Thode dino ke bad…

Student : Sir, Mere Dada expire ho gaye hai, muje chutti chahiye.
Teacher : Dekh beta ! Chutti ke liye juth mat bol, bahane mat dikha ! Tere Dadaji to 2 mahine pahele hi expire ho gaye the.
Student : Ha ye sahi hai Sir, Fir bad mein meri Dadi akeli ho gayi, Isliye unhone Dusri Sadi ki thi… Fir bad mein wo bhi expire ho gaye, Isliye Naye Dada ne Nayi dadi ke sath Sadi ki thi.
Ab Naye Dada expire ho gaye hai.
Meri Nayi Dadi Nayi Sadi kare Aisi sambhavna bhi hai.