Dosti (Friends) Very Funny Jokes in Hindi

Do dost safar par jaa rahe the,
Raat ho gayi vo tent laga kar so gaye.
Raat ko ek dost ki nind khuli, usne dusre ko jaga kar kaha, “Aasmaan ki taraf tuje kya najar aata hai?”|
Dusra : Bahut sare sitare..
Pahla : Isse kya pata chalta hai?
Dusra : Aasmaan kitna khoobsurat hai..
Pahla : Abey newton ki aulad, Tent chori ho gya…

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Videsh yatra se jakar aaye hue ek Friend ne apne dusre friend se pucha.
“Kya mein Videshi jaisa dikhta hu ?”
Friend 1 : Nahi !
Friend 2 : To America mein kyu ek aurat muje puch rahi thi ki kya mein Videshi hu

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Friend 1 : Aaj muje Fir Aalia bhatt ko Kiss karne ka Dil kar raha hai.
Friend 2 : Kya tum pahele Aalia bhatt ko Kiss kar chuke ho ?
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Friend 1 : Nahi ! Ek bar pahele bhi Dil kiya tha.!!!
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यह भी देंखे : Friends Insult jokes in Hindi

Friend 1 : Mein aapna Dog bechna chahta hu !
Friend 2 : Kya yeh vafadar hai ?
Friend 1 : Ha ! Mein Ise pahele bhi 5 bar bech chuka hu. Ye itna vafadar hai ki har bar mere paas vapas aaa jata hai.